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What are some funny jokes or stories about the reaper? Funny reaper jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -1 · Answer 1 · 2025-02-06T11:15:00+00:00

Does the reapper King has to bras his wife for have a Child 🤔

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2024-10-10T22:53:31+00:00

My favorite way to get one is forcetame

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2024-09-10T06:10:30+00:00

This is very innaporrtie dinosaur for young ark players

Player:”OOOOO A STORNG DINO IMA TAME U”

Queen:”child,come and tame me”

Player:*comes*

Queen:”YOU WILL OWN MY CHILD!!!”

Player:*dies*

Players parents:”how did you die?”

Player:s*shows new tame*

Players parents:”you need a new game.”

-dog,thedog,dogplays :)

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2024-06-07T17:45:25+00:00

Looks like a naked Yutyrannus but bigger

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2023-12-03T09:29:00+00:00

Survivor one:well the terminal is... Survivor two:what? Reaper king:oi mate want some tea survivors:they are like kings aaaaaaaaa!!!

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2023-11-29T01:18:04+00:00

I’m surprised that the FBI hasn’t kicked the reaper queens door down for knocking you up violently

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2023-11-24T21:44:14+00:00

Ground ground, how much Mr Eazi you have a reporters comes out of a growler need you to live very death happily ever Apple to your death

The email end

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2023-04-13T10:40:16+00:00

The fact you have to get pregnant to get one(even if you’re a male) 😭😭😭😭

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2023-02-26T20:39:55+00:00

Real men knock it out with a slingshot.

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2023-01-06T00:36:08+00:00

Sex to the very end…. Nice

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2022-11-06T02:28:26+00:00

Ooooo creepy

Ned more wooooords

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2022-10-08T09:42:36+00:00

Reaper: Puts Baby into one of three people. Baby: hatches. The First Person: ima get outta here!!! The Second Person: Awww! The Third Person: H-LNA, Plz Download Inaturlist and scan this thing. Baby Reaper: EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! The Second and Third People: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2022-08-31T02:48:44+00:00

Ahh yes, the xenomorph rex hybrid. Shoves it’s tail into you and you are pregnant. Congrats. Then the demon worm rips through your chest to get out. Lovely. It’s painful af. Runs around like a worm on drugs until it matures a little. They realize they can’t be stupid anymore and they “grow up”

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2022-08-01T20:19:17+00:00

Reaper queen song

Gonna give you up (to heaven)gonna let you down, Gonna turn to the ground and desert you!(desert you!)

-Eighthop

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2022-07-18T16:31:19+00:00

Please sir, can I have some more?

Spud06x

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2022-06-11T17:14:15+00:00

The Reaper Is the Monster of alien👽

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2022-02-16T00:13:51+00:00

Real sex be like pp plus girl pp =baby reaper sex grabs with tail shoves the baby up ur but then let’s it eat you form the inside out and doesn’t pay child support so bleh

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2021-12-11T23:21:19+00:00

Is it just me or is his eyes too big

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2021-12-11T05:46:22+00:00

Wait your pregnant or the reaper?

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2021-12-06T14:38:15+00:00

It's confirmed the Reaper was designed around the same time Alian came out