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What are some funny jokes or stories about the reaper? Funny reaper jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -1 · Answer 1 · 2023-01-06T00:36:08+00:00

Sex to the very end…. Nice

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2022-11-06T02:28:26+00:00

Ooooo creepy

Ned more wooooords

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2022-10-08T09:42:36+00:00

Reaper: Puts Baby into one of three people. Baby: hatches. The First Person: ima get outta here!!! The Second Person: Awww! The Third Person: H-LNA, Plz Download Inaturlist and scan this thing. Baby Reaper: EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! The Second and Third People: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2022-08-31T02:48:44+00:00

Ahh yes, the xenomorph rex hybrid. Shoves it’s tail into you and you are pregnant. Congrats. Then the demon worm rips through your chest to get out. Lovely. It’s painful af. Runs around like a worm on drugs until it matures a little. They realize they can’t be stupid anymore and they “grow up”

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2022-08-01T20:19:17+00:00

Reaper queen song

Gonna give you up (to heaven)gonna let you down, Gonna turn to the ground and desert you!(desert you!)

-Eighthop

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2022-07-18T16:31:19+00:00

Please sir, can I have some more?

Spud06x

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2022-06-11T17:14:15+00:00

The Reaper Is the Monster of alien👽

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2022-02-16T00:13:51+00:00

Real sex be like pp plus girl pp =baby reaper sex grabs with tail shoves the baby up ur but then let’s it eat you form the inside out and doesn’t pay child support so bleh

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2021-12-11T23:21:19+00:00

Is it just me or is his eyes too big

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2021-12-11T05:46:22+00:00

Wait your pregnant or the reaper?

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2021-12-06T14:38:15+00:00

It's confirmed the Reaper was designed around the same time Alian came out

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2021-06-11T18:38:22+00:00

Player one joined the game* my allies: hey you finally joined the game thought you would never play zero: REAPER! Player one: OH F)_?$ *destroyer/me/a admin rejoined this game* destroyer: hi again zero: look who's ready to battle again XD *zero has died from destroyer level 105/max level* everybody besides for destroyer: rip the one Ally: DIE REAPER destroyer: that's a reaper Queen. everybody: F+_( *the one Ally gets grabbed* that's the end lol

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2021-05-11T12:44:09+00:00

WHY WILD CARD WHY WHY MUST I GIVE BIRTH TO THIS MONSTER

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2021-01-28T23:49:02+00:00

Penis penis penis penis penis and even more penis

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2020-11-17T12:05:46+00:00

I main this in overwatch

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2020-10-12T19:07:34+00:00

Porn hub sound effects intensify

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2020-05-12T08:55:38+00:00

A kaiju named otachi in Pacific rim has a queen reaper's tail and zilla’s face .

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2018-09-09T23:58:14+00:00

Reaper??

MORE LIKE THE RAPER

LOLOLOL

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2018-01-11T11:46:41+00:00

As long as your with a fat kid leave him

And run!!

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2018-01-17T18:12:41+00:00

These creatures are the devil and are the bane of people’s existence that live in the blue!