I was on single player stealing rock drake eggs. Reapers were always coming to kill me. Reeeaaaaaa! So every time they came I had to do destroy wild Dino’s. I was afraid they would impregnate me. “Don’t impregnate me you screaming knuckleheads!” Reeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa!!! Say the dumb dumbs

I feel like I know that wild card really wanted to change this things name a bit.

My friend was telling me about it and I thought they would be like ravagers...then I saw one,so wrong.

Killing a queen easy then half way through your screwed literally.

This hoe thinks she can go and rape me nice.

Me: takes my reaper to see it's mom

The reaper queen: reaper king dying noise

It bursts out of your chest...that one chest hair!😐

When you get pregnant, you will become so fat u will look like biggie cheese

Why do you have to get pregnant??

Throwing a bola at your tribe member won't save you from this one

Did anyone think of the female ark survivor getting pregnant by a reaper queen and think “HOW”

Guys the reaper should be raper the devs did not spell it right (._.)

If you need help taming one of these just get Ellen Ripley to help. She's had experience.

A newbie spawn in and finds a reaper* “I can beat this” *gets raped mentally and physically*

Idu if ur a man on ark how can the reaper impregnate u??!! So confusing 😟😕

The rakes cousin. Yeah idk why.

My cousin was playing then he got impregnated and I said wow I didn't know boys can have baby's 🤣

I tamed 2 named muffasa and Simba the were king's. You know what happened to muffasa

What never mind this is story -by destroyer-

Predator:hmmmmmmmm what should I hunt today

Reaper:good day mate

Predator:oh hello WAIT a minute

Reaper:what

Predator:perfect

Reaper:*GULP*

Predator:*Supa sinister face*