Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the reaper? Funny reaper jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 2 · Answer 1 · 2019-03-17T15:05:21+00:00

I didn’t know I was gunna be a mother today.....

PAY THE XHILD SUPPORT!!!

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2019-03-08T16:23:19+00:00

I like how it in pregnancy you.

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2019-01-26T20:10:54+00:00

These things are just straight up Xenomorphs THEY EVEN HAVE THE ACID BLOOD

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2019-01-09T21:35:39+00:00

When I play on this one p p sever this one kid talks about Dino’s raping him... HE FREAKING SAID A DODO RAPED HIM, LIKE WTH MAN, then her saw a reaper... I pushed him into it and boom, a real story, now he talks bout it all da time... welp, at least he didn’t say it was a dodo again

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2018-12-29T08:44:13+00:00

OK... WHO LET THE XENOMORPH BUTT F*** THE WAREWOLF?!

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2018-09-17T21:05:54+00:00

Wow... Just great it gets you pregnant... What has ark come to

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2023-11-29T16:24:50+00:00

Imagine asking a logics teacher that a male got pregnant lol

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2023-11-29T01:17:10+00:00

I’m surprised that the FBI hasn’t kicked the reaper queens door down for violating knocking you up.

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2023-11-29T01:11:37+00:00

Hmm I wonder what went threw the ark devs mind when they created this.

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2023-11-29T01:07:10+00:00

Hmm I wonder what went the the ark devs mind when they created this.

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2023-11-03T21:11:16+00:00

Don't tame no matter what.

It's taming method is horrible.

Believe me.

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2020-12-06T02:53:33+00:00

WHY DONT THEY DROP PRIME WTF

NEEDS MORE WORDS

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2020-11-06T00:46:58+00:00

Me tries to kill a giant alien and then my bulldog faints and dies and brings him with him

I never has tamed a bulbie again and kills everyone I see

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2020-04-28T22:41:04+00:00

Reee the reaper. Get it. I have to put this to submit.

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2020-03-31T13:20:08+00:00

Bola your level 1 tribemate and leg it like a Pego who has stolen a rifle.

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2023-04-04T20:45:21+00:00

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Dpn't let it kill U

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2023-03-11T19:56:05+00:00

Trap it lower a go get raped have internal agony then raise the kid now go play

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2023-01-21T14:45:01+00:00

You have to get it on the 69th day too 🤫

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2020-03-18T06:42:37+00:00

So Iam a female so if the queen makes a baby in me does that make her lesbian ( I am bi)

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2020-02-26T17:51:28+00:00

When I get aberration ima go into creative and search

If I raise one ima name him/her death claw

Just sayin XD