Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the reaper? Funny reaper jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2019-01-09T21:35:39+00:00

When I play on this one p p sever this one kid talks about Dino’s raping him... HE FREAKING SAID A DODO RAPED HIM, LIKE WTH MAN, then her saw a reaper... I pushed him into it and boom, a real story, now he talks bout it all da time... welp, at least he didn’t say it was a dodo again

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2018-12-29T08:44:13+00:00

OK... WHO LET THE XENOMORPH BUTT F*** THE WAREWOLF?!

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2018-09-17T21:05:54+00:00

Wow... Just great it gets you pregnant... What has ark come to

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2020-12-06T02:53:33+00:00

WHY DONT THEY DROP PRIME WTF

NEEDS MORE WORDS

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2020-11-06T00:46:58+00:00

Me tries to kill a giant alien and then my bulldog faints and dies and brings him with him

I never has tamed a bulbie again and kills everyone I see

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2020-04-28T22:41:04+00:00

Reee the reaper. Get it. I have to put this to submit.

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2020-03-31T13:20:08+00:00

Bola your level 1 tribemate and leg it like a Pego who has stolen a rifle.

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2020-03-18T06:42:37+00:00

So Iam a female so if the queen makes a baby in me does that make her lesbian ( I am bi)

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2020-02-26T17:51:28+00:00

When I get aberration ima go into creative and search

If I raise one ima name him/her death claw

Just sayin XD

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2020-02-15T17:02:24+00:00

I was on single player stealing rock drake eggs. Reapers were always coming to kill me. Reeeaaaaaa! So every time they came I had to do destroy wild Dino’s. I was afraid they would impregnate me. “Don’t impregnate me you screaming knuckleheads!” Reeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa!!! Say the dumb dumbs

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2023-04-04T20:45:21+00:00

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Dpn't let it kill U

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2023-03-11T19:56:05+00:00

Trap it lower a go get raped have internal agony then raise the kid now go play

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2023-01-21T14:45:01+00:00

You have to get it on the 69th day too 🤫

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2020-01-16T02:50:43+00:00

I feel like I know that wild card really wanted to change this things name a bit.

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2019-09-10T21:51:26+00:00

My friend was telling me about it and I thought they would be like ravagers...then I saw one,so wrong.

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2019-09-09T11:08:50+00:00

Killing a queen easy then half way through your screwed literally.

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2019-07-17T00:01:52+00:00

This hoe thinks she can go and rape me nice.

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2022-11-22T23:45:47+00:00

Me: takes my reaper to see it's mom

The reaper queen: reaper king dying noise

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2022-10-23T05:09:59+00:00

It bursts out of your chest...that one chest hair!😐

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2019-05-14T00:54:05+00:00

When you get pregnant, you will become so fat u will look like biggie cheese