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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the reaper? Funny reaper jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2022-01-08T17:12:11+00:00

Well the new Godzilla is looking fabulous 👏

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2022-01-07T22:37:20+00:00

A reaper queen layed eggs inside all 5 of us

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2019-11-04T04:40:00+00:00

Fail abortion that’s all I gotta say

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2019-10-08T03:13:32+00:00

What if you impregnate reaper queen would it have a human baby..?

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2019-08-29T06:15:21+00:00

Wildcard wat da hec happened to ur mind?!

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2021-10-11T09:16:31+00:00

That one ARK player be like:ah, yes my ship reaper Queen x player is done.

If someone reads this and makes this a thing…

I got my eye on you…

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2021-09-15T12:42:26+00:00

Dang mom get off those drugs.IM SORRY OMG DON’T HURT MEEE PLEASEEE.

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2019-08-09T03:36:39+00:00

Xmas is my mom hhhshdhd hddhhsgfb hdbsb

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2019-04-06T12:59:54+00:00

This thing came from h, e, double hockeysticks

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2019-03-17T15:05:21+00:00

I didn’t know I was gunna be a mother today.....

PAY THE XHILD SUPPORT!!!

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2019-03-08T16:23:19+00:00

I like how it in pregnancy you.

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2023-11-29T16:24:50+00:00

Imagine asking a logics teacher that a male got pregnant lol

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2023-11-29T01:17:10+00:00

I’m surprised that the FBI hasn’t kicked the reaper queens door down for violating knocking you up.

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2023-11-29T01:11:37+00:00

Hmm I wonder what went threw the ark devs mind when they created this.

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2023-11-29T01:07:10+00:00

Hmm I wonder what went the the ark devs mind when they created this.

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2023-11-03T21:11:16+00:00

Don't tame no matter what.

It's taming method is horrible.

Believe me.

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2021-06-28T05:07:17+00:00

This is my favorite raptor but everyone thinks it’s not a raptor

What you doing here

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score 1 · Answer 18 · 2021-05-15T20:32:26+00:00

One of those kids level 346 came up to my rex and stomped it like it was a pea No this was a level 679 rex how did it kill my Rex and my barynox and stomped my ARRRRRRMMMMMYYYT a barynox Rex leech arg griffin pteranodon army of ichys (birds) it's op I couldn't tame it it killed me whith riot armor

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2019-01-26T20:10:54+00:00

These things are just straight up Xenomorphs THEY EVEN HAVE THE ACID BLOOD

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2019-01-09T21:35:39+00:00

When I play on this one p p sever this one kid talks about Dino’s raping him... HE FREAKING SAID A DODO RAPED HIM, LIKE WTH MAN, then her saw a reaper... I pushed him into it and boom, a real story, now he talks bout it all da time... welp, at least he didn’t say it was a dodo again