What are some funny jokes or stories about the reaper? Funny reaper jokes submitted by ARK players.
I got impregnated and got 16 reaper kings
In the description it sounds so normal: to tame a reaper a queen must impregnate u: at the time I didn’t know what impregnate meant...... then I went to abberation
If anybody from Weyland-Yutani asks... You've never seen one!
Bby reaper: how’d you meet my other mom
Me: ask her
Reaper queen: i shoved a bby up her bottom
If it doesn’t prove worthy and you are struggling with child support leave it for milk and never come back
And to think I thought troodons were scary 😬
- Gigantopithecus
Reaper Queen the sussie alien
This alien xenomorph thing will come and inject you with eggs.
It’s mating grounds are you, yes.
Well the new Godzilla is looking fabulous 👏
A reaper queen layed eggs inside all 5 of us
Fail abortion that’s all I gotta say
What if you impregnate reaper queen would it have a human baby..?
Wildcard wat da hec happened to ur mind?!
Xmas is my mom hhhshdhd hddhhsgfb hdbsb
N o V i r g i n i t y ?
I got the reaper after 65 day's in ark I'm so happy I'm gonna grind levels now
I'm like actually worried for this creature bruh
LIKE WHY?!?!?!?!?
Why did ark have to add this thing
That one ARK player be like:ah, yes my ship reaper Queen x player is done.
If someone reads this and makes this a thing…
I got my eye on you…