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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the reaper? Funny reaper jokes submitted by ARK players.
Exo/me:I should get out of here quick that glowing reaper Queen it's coming at me 50 mph time to go to subnautica (quickly runs into a portal leading to subnautica and hops in seamoth) reaper from subnautica: I'm going to make a trade your seamoth for hug Exo/me: F^^^I AM DEAD (is quickly ripped in half by the reaper from subnautica) (the reaper Queen gets killed by the reaper from subnautica) (meanwhile back in ark) Exo/me: there goes my tek armor -the end-
I remember 2 yrs ago me and my friends were fighting nameless as we got swarmed (first time playing abberation) and a reaper king came out of no where I thought it was a coincidence until 2 months ago when I found out alpha nameless could summon them we were f*cked anyway as we only had stone arrows and crossbows