Ark dev 1: hey let’s make a new creature

Ark dev 2: sure, what do you want to implement?

Ark dev 1: let’s take the allosaur idea, I’d like that

Ark dev 2: continue

Ark dev 1: let’s make it scary as heck

Ark dev 2: ok

Ark dev 1: let’s give it the roar of a demon

Ark dev 2: uhh.. ok

Ark dev 1: let’s make it so hard to tame that no one wants it

Ark dev 2: maybe this is a litt..

Ark dev 1: hush. Let’s make players have to get pregnant to tame it

Ark dev 2: oh well…

Ark dev 1: let’s cover it in spikes

Ark dev 2: this is getting out of hand…

Ark dev 1: let’s make it shoot weird ball things from a weird tail

Ark dev 2: I guess

Ark dev 1: let’s make it tunnel under ground an attack when you least expect

Ark dev 2: oh dear…

Ark dev 1: let give it ridiculous amounts of health

Ark dev 2: is that it?

Ark dev 1: yup

Ark dev 2: were going to get so much crap for this…

They are waaaay bigger than they look in the picture

I got idea for game.

Based on the movie:Alien

Things you need: two tribes one with a Reaper and a another with ten people others, Tek, flaks armor.

Setting up:you need at least ten Tek rooms with 1 ventilation system entrance. You also need enough room for the Reaper to come in and out and halls to get from and to the rooms. Boxes full of weapons for the survivors that contain:Cluster grenades, Tek rifles and element, Tek gravity grenades, Shields, and Charge lanterns. The ventilation system is an area that the Reaper can’t get to. It can below or above the rooms and can be used to escape the Reaper. Off to the side is a surveillance room for the survivors to monitor the Reaper in each room but the Reaper can access it. Each room has different tricks and Obstacles for the survivors and Reaper that you can design.

Rules:You need to set a timer for 30 minutes. The survivors need to stay alive(obviously)while the person riding the Reaper needs to kill all the players. Survivors can not be in the ventilation system all the time because the Reaper can’t fit so its cheating. Make sure to make a bed in a safe place to respawn and get your gear. The person on the Reaper is not allowed to get off. All players MUST be able to use Tek.

I can’t think of anything else so have fun plz tell me if it is fun

Break-it

Whoever made rapers i hate them whoever made bulbdogs i love them and whoever made fetherlights i also love them

Best game in ark by far please add to Fjordur 👍👍👍

They where actually inspired by zenomorfs I did my research

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This is how to horrify your beach Bob friends: step 1 get impregnated step 2 head back to base saying your game had a weird glitch and wait for the pregnancy to be over step 3 invite them to your home for a "celebration" step 4 give birth in front of them and horrify them step 5 watch as it attacks your friends prank completed :)

THEY CHANGED THE LEVELING

It now scales off your players level to but still requires you to get the 75levels but when birthed it will take away levels based off your player level 155 is the level you want to be for full 75 levels

Never seen one of these but i have been playing lost colony and dododex says they spawn here should i be scared?