Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me:*lying on a table while a reaper spread my legs wide*
Reaper 1: Mmm honey, your lips are biiig...
Me:* screaming* N-no, leave me alone! Please!
Reaper 2: *sits on me face* Lick.
Reaper 1: *dips head and snakes tongue into*
Me: *muffled by reaper 2* S-s-stop... p-plea..se
*moan*
Reaper 2: Mmm... keep going...
Me: *licks*
Reaper 1: * face buried in my *ss* Mmm....
Me: *begins to moan uncontrollably*
Reaper 1&2: * they climb off and begin to suck my tits*
Me: Ohhh...
*they suck me*
Both reapers: *grabs me*
Me: Huh?
Reaper 1: *shoves me p u s s y in his d i c k*
Reaper 2: *makes me give him a blow jack*
Reaper 1: *hump hump*
Both: *cum*
Me: *loud moaning*
Me: *pertends to fall asleep*
Reaper 1: I thinks heβs asleep.
Reaper 2: Heβs is.
Reaper 1: letβs surprise him in da morning.
In the morning
Both: Do u want to do it again?
Me: yes
Up for more plz
More Reaper Funny Tips
I think I got too attached to my Reaper. When it was born I built an entire room for it complete with a tiny makeshift crib and blue wood walls. I cherished everyday with it and when I lost it to a level 175 Crab while I was tripping out on mushrooms I invited the whole god damned server to a funeral
(Oh and afterwards we had a feast and guess what was on the menu, Crab)
- The one and only HazmatGaming209
If the queen impregnates you than arenβt you the reaper king?π€
So does it pay child support or...?
This big demon pops out of the ground impregnates you and leaves. What a playerπππ
Me: yes, I will finally stack my XP by killing this reaper queen!
Me thinking: ( she is at 1/4 heath, lemme get my magnifying glass and make sure.
(Gets really close)
Me: okay here we go
Reaper queen: Oh yes child come here I have a gift for u
Me: what did u say
Reaper queen: COME CLOSER CHILD
Me: what.. what.. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Reaper queen: YOU WILL HAVE MY CHILD!
5 year later
Me: Honey, Iβm back. OH MY GOD, COOLDUD63 HOW COULD YOU!! HOW MANY OTHER PLAYERS HAVE YOU IMPREGNATED QUEEN
Reaper queen: The entire server
10 years later
Me: queen I need the child support, weβre struggling here
Lol please up this so everybody can see, I worked hard on this, thx 4 reading
Pain isn't weakness leaving the body.
Pain is your newly acquired mutant child bursting through your chest as it's form of birth.
And I thought human pregnancies were terrifying
Rex and steg were more then friends
-yourlocalweirdo
I donβt think the reaper queen got tested Iβm positiveβ¦
when your playing with your friends and hear a loud scream and then a death message
So first she kills my tames, impregnates me against my will, then she doesnβt even pay for the diapers or child support