Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I missed the parasaur with the tranq shot and KO'ed this thing...
More Raptor Funny Tips
Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.
Roses are red, the earth has gravity, and if you are a new player, the raptor is a pain in the anal cavity
Raptor killed one of my dilosโฆguess who was dinner that night. ( it was the raptor )
The first time I bred one of these guys I got twin
Tintoberries are red,
Azulberries are blue,
A Raptors eating you,
Now its ate me too.
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though Iโm a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if itโs dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy โค๏ธ๐
โClever girlโ.
NOOB MISTAKES!!!
Caleb:Hey Noah letโs tame a raptor
Noah:ok
Caleb: hey Noah do you see that big raptor that has that red aura?
Noah: yeah
Caleb: what does it mean?
Noah: I donโt know
Caleb: oh well
Caleb: ok get your slingshot out
Noah: alright are you ready
Caleb:yeah
Noah: umm maybe we should get another raptor. that one killed that stego pretty fast and didnโt die
Caleb oh it doesnโt matter. ok letโs tam-
Noah: aaaaaaaaaah Caleb help m-
Calebโs game: your tribe member Noah killed by an alpha raptor
Caleb: ALPHA? oh shoot go
AAAAAAAAAH
Caveman grab bola. Caveman bola raptor. Caveman use tranq arrows on raptor. Caveman shove meat up raptor butt. Caveman wait. Caveman has friend for life who will literally die for him/her
Tamed a level 100 and leveled him up to 180. Me and my raptor ran around the beaches where i lived and clapped a bunch of noobs. Me and my raptor be apouncin. Sadly, some dirty democrat broke into my house and killed my raptor. Up if you want raptor racial equality.