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What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -2 · Answer 1 · 2023-11-07T19:33:56+00:00

So i once tamed a raptor in single player but it got killed by a shark please up for Ms. Blue 😢 I am so hurt

score -3 · Answer 2 · 2021-07-11T16:51:47+00:00

Huhhgg uj u7tg jiuhn hhkrvtjvotooro

score -3 · Answer 3 · 2021-06-03T21:21:50+00:00

One day I find a raptor then I tamed it then I breed them so we can make a raptor army

score -4 · Answer 4 · 2018-07-08T21:31:32+00:00

You can finally be Chris Pratt.

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2024-02-21T02:26:58+00:00

Hi, I am a raptor and all I do is, find new players and have them for lunch.

score -3 · Answer 6 · 2021-11-19T05:27:09+00:00

so this is just a funny glitch I encountered and just wanted to inform people that this can happen.if you pounce on a raptor while riding a raptor at the same time it pounces on you something strange happens: you pouce the raptor first but then it pounces you and you get pounced by your own raptor then your raptor starts spinning in circles because it knows it’s pouncing something but at the same time it’s not there so it just freaks out and while it’s doing that you can’t ride it because it’s pouncing on something at the same time it’s being pounced on but as soon as those effects ware off it goes back to normal but even if the wild raptor dies your raptor is still glitched until the pounce effect wares off

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2024-02-28T15:02:48+00:00

I have 13 raptors. Only 3 are girls. ☠️

score -3 · Answer 8 · 2021-12-29T21:13:36+00:00

dude why has no one reported this guy for teaming

-BorkBro75

(i play fortnite)

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2024-05-16T20:31:28+00:00

Rex from temu

I need more words. These are words

score -3 · Answer 10 · 2022-06-15T19:18:39+00:00

When I was a beginner I tamed a parisor or whatever and it was night 🌙 and I was walking home and out of no where a raptor pounces on me. It was weird I'm a girl and it was a boy.

score -4 · Answer 11 · 2020-06-14T14:02:59+00:00

HELLO!!! WHEN I WAS PLAYING ARK I SAW SOMETHING IMPOSSIBALE!!! I saw.... A LVL 300 MAX LVL ALPHA RAPTOR MAUL 3 TITANOSAURS AND THE TITANS HAD LIKE 650000 HP AND THE RAPTOR HAD LIKE 100000 HP AND DID LIKE EXACTLY 500000 DPS!!! AND IT ATE THE TITANS LIKE A DODO SO I FORCE TAMED THAT ALPHA RAPTOR!!!! That thing now has 99999999999999999 HP cause I have accendent creature unlock and also it does 9999 DPS p l s up d o o t

score -4 · Answer 12 · 2020-06-09T22:26:46+00:00

Raptor is red

I turn blue

You better run

It's after you

score -4 · Answer 13 · 2020-05-23T10:22:09+00:00

I told my friend hey look it's a rapper and he said where then he found the rapper and the he died.

score -4 · Answer 14 · 2020-04-10T19:12:57+00:00

all hail raptor jesus

score -5 · Answer 15 · 2018-06-18T05:36:01+00:00

At first I would get wrecked by rapters now I shoot them in the head with a pistal. DIE ASSHOLES

score -5 · Answer 16 · 2018-06-16T23:20:16+00:00

So sad accidentally killed an alpha with a club

score -5 · Answer 17 · 2018-06-15T00:10:21+00:00

This bitch will rape anything in its path quick. Breed them cause they become lit with a pack. Also he is lit with birds

score -5 · Answer 18 · 2017-12-28T21:09:00+00:00

Its like a massive..... Chicken! 😂

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2024-07-18T06:11:37+00:00

Blud hopped onto my base

My therizino scratched him in the face

score -3 · Answer 20 · 2022-07-23T22:26:13+00:00

You don't have any idea how fast i am

Im fast as f*** boi