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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: *casually harvesting resources on a large piece of land to take back to my base on herbivore island.*
Raptor: hold my beer. Imma kill this guy. *proceeds to run at me.*
Me: turns around with an assault rifle in my hands and kills the raptor.*
The other raptors: oh hell nah. F**k this guy.
One day I was walking on the beach. It was a pretty view until a level 130 raptor pounced on me it touched me in ways I would not want to talk about. I some how survived. I hid. When I thought the coast was clear came out the little shit was pretty clearly liked me too much. Pounced on me again. Bill Cosby got to me. One like helps stop raptor stop raping new low level. Help the cause.