"Let's go kill that dilopho!!!"

-Me when I played ark for first time

Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.

Roses are red, the earth has gravity, and if you are a new player, the raptor is a pain in the anal cavity

Tintoberries are red,

Azulberries are blue,

A Raptors eating you,

Now its ate me too.

One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though I’m a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if it’s dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy ❤️💐

“Clever girl”.

Caveman grab bola. Caveman bola raptor. Caveman use tranq arrows on raptor. Caveman shove meat up raptor butt. Caveman wait. Caveman has friend for life who will literally die for him/her

Me:sees raptor

My heart: races for some reason

My brain ok I can just use a boala

Bloala: catches raptor

Me:yesss

Raptor:jumps out of boala

Me:frik this game

Also me:hops back in

Raptor: hi how are ya

Me:takes out bow and arrow

Raptor:oof

Also raptor:runs around

Me:rage quits

My cousin who is still learning how to play ark and is also a Pokémon nerd was learning how to breed we were breeding raptors to fight gama brood mother and soon we got a mutation :| that when she said wow it’s a shiny raptor ;) why

Don’t… use alpha raptors to train dinos. I took a bronto, a trike, and a raptor (my plan was to get exp for either the raptor or trike). My bronto did not attack on command but the trike and raptor did. My raptor (jungle II) died so my trike (christmas) got angry and tanked the alpha raptors shots and killed it.