Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
There was one time when me and my friends were playing extinction, and we maxed our raptor into speed and melee. I was just about to throw out my chitin armour, when a dilo attacked me. The raptor, being prehistoric sonic the hedgehog, ram in front of me just as I shot my long neck rifle. It didnβt kill the dilo, it killed the raptor. Big tip guys. NEVER UPGRADE YOUR RAPTORS SPEED OVER 200!
More Raptor Funny Tips
Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.
Roses are red, the earth has gravity, and if you are a new player, the raptor is a pain in the anal cavity
Tintoberries are red,
Azulberries are blue,
A Raptors eating you,
Now its ate me too.
I ain't joking I saw a gang of like above 100 level raptors consisted off 3 thry killed 2 spinos infront of my eyes
βClever girlβ.
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though Iβm a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if itβs dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy β€οΈπ
he protecc
he attacc
but most importantly
he come in a pack
Caveman grab bola. Caveman bola raptor. Caveman use tranq arrows on raptor. Caveman shove meat up raptor butt. Caveman wait. Caveman has friend for life who will literally die for him/her
Blood is red
Water is blue
Trees are green
If it glows red you are dead π΅
Tamed a level 100 and leveled him up to 180. Me and my raptor ran around the beaches where i lived and clapped a bunch of noobs. Me and my raptor be apouncin. Sadly, some dirty democrat broke into my house and killed my raptor. Up if you want raptor racial equality.