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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
One nice beautiful ark morning, I spent 50 minutes taming a level 85 raptor with normal meat. I brought it over to my base and I went to refine some metal. When I went back outside, I saw my raptor jump randomly and disappear...it didn’t say he died, and I don’t know if I’ll ever see him again
Rip Speedy 2019-2019
So I hav a raptor named Soulblade ok? So we are just walking around in a mountain ⛰ when alla the sudden those really annoying titanomyra things attack! I’m killed and Soulblade runs for his life
(This all takes place on single player mode)
I respawn and he’s no where to be found. Be strong young master
-Jwolf05
Once my Dad had a server with his friend.Thay had a really good raptor(idk what level)and he was exploring but another raptor came out of nowhere and knocked him off of his raptor and killed him.When he came back his raptor was gone and so was the other raptor.(R.I.P my Dad's Raptor)
It was just my first time in survival when there freaking dang raptors came out of nowhere and stinking killed me, my 3 parasaurs, and my trike! so i respawned went over to them(I got bolas in creative)and bolaed them in the face and hack killed them. I turn around to see a one raptor coming to get revenge coming at me so I run on a bone structure to bola her and hack tame her
R.I.P parasaurs and trike
1 👍like = you dislike raptors killing you and a berry to my parasaurs and trike
go to the volcano or off a cliff bad raptors
hack tame= forcetame
by: Ark Book