Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Oh my...I hate these things, I was minding my own business hugging my female…

Oh my...I hate these things, I was minding my own business hugging my female parasaur. When this big ass Rex came out of nowhere, so I panicked and escaped with my Parasaur over the water, I had reached safety or so I thought... This raptor came and pinned me to the ground, killed me and my Parasaur instantly....
Btw The Parasaur was called Paris :3
More Raptor Funny Tips
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though I’m a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if it’s dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy ❤️💐
On the last day of Christmas raptor clause said to me
12 compies running
11 humans screaming
10 bulbdogs barking
9 trikes charging
8 carnos chomping
7 seagulls stealing
6 dodos bawking
5 goooooooolden duck eggs
4 rexes roaring
3 allos annoying
2 pelagornis begging for fish
And a raptor whose name is Raptor clause
-OutboundManx475:-)