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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
“I’m sorry sir, I just can’t seem to be able to trust something that can attack a 150 Therezeno and won’t die.” I told the captain. “Me neither, these alpha raptors make my skin crawl” he told me. Than we set our three most high level recess on it and screamed some curse words.
I was taming a raptor near some other ones. This was my first raptor. Right after he was tamed, a raptor came over and attacked. My raptor fell to the ground and I thought he was already dead. When the other raptor left mine got up and attacked the raptor and killed it. It was funny and scary.
So I was breeding a 180 and a 200 and they had triplets... but when they were growing a dilo came and attacked one of my tamed and everyone attacked it, except the babies which ran in different directions. 2 minuets later it popped up that one got killed by a megaphirana. After that one got killed by a spino. The last one I found getting attacked by carnos. I bid you not as I sat there watching it die a micro raptor knocked me off my 200 raptor and caused me to fall into the swamps where I just get destroyed. My 200 raptor dies to a sarco and I’m left with 1 raptor, 2 pteranodons and an allo.
Why I will never tame a raptor:
I tamed one and gave it a little home on my raft base and named it sonic.
Then when he had his first dad sailing he was dumb enough to jump off
And fight about six sharks. I called him back but he didn’t listen. He died in the end just like my first tame, Dilo the Dino
I tamed a raptor yesterday it was a female a light dark purple with black “feathers ?” And yellow/Orange eyes there where lots of raptors in the area so it was an easy find.After that I decided to go look for a male raptor to breed.Than I noticed I had a problem to get to the raptor area I needed to cross a lake than I saw there were two theris and a sarco.I got my raptor cause it crossed the lake to my safe side AND THERE WERE MO SARCOS ABD THERIS but know I rlly want a male raptor so yeah-But that sarco though hmmmm I should tame it.
this is story so when i was planning on tameing a another raptor or a compy so i sent 3 of my fav tames one is j-hope/parasaur one is mountain/king trike and finally my fav raptor curly spigette shes my fav raptor and i love her even if i was heavy so i went nerby a swap and later i found 2 raptors/twins so later i tried to bola it on j-hope and after that i saw a spino and it was being chased by a flock of pteranodons curly was on netural and she got mad of that spino after that she got lost i loved her so much shes my fav raptor we feed my dilos and wanted to get her bf
#prayfor curly