
What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
I had a moschops named mini hulk, one day I lost him and then I thought he was dead but then I find him in some water then was overjoyed and brought him back to shore then a raptor pounce on him and I whack the raptor with a bat while he kills m.k. (Mini hulk) and once he killed m.k. He kills me till I finally knock it out with my bare fists and then tame it but taming was a little hard cause there wasn’t any dodos around and I was too lazy to chase a parasaur then I remembered that I had some meat in one of my loots so then I tame it and named it “the one”. Upvoot to help bring poor mini hulk to ark heaven
“I’m sorry sir, I just can’t seem to be able to trust something that can attack a 150 Therezeno and won’t die.” I told the captain. “Me neither, these alpha raptors make my skin crawl” he told me. Than we set our three most high level recess on it and screamed some curse words.
I was taming a raptor near some other ones. This was my first raptor. Right after he was tamed, a raptor came over and attacked. My raptor fell to the ground and I thought he was already dead. When the other raptor left mine got up and attacked the raptor and killed it. It was funny and scary.
So I was breeding a 180 and a 200 and they had triplets... but when they were growing a dilo came and attacked one of my tamed and everyone attacked it, except the babies which ran in different directions. 2 minuets later it popped up that one got killed by a megaphirana. After that one got killed by a spino. The last one I found getting attacked by carnos. I bid you not as I sat there watching it die a micro raptor knocked me off my 200 raptor and caused me to fall into the swamps where I just get destroyed. My 200 raptor dies to a sarco and I’m left with 1 raptor, 2 pteranodons and an allo.
Why I will never tame a raptor:
I tamed one and gave it a little home on my raft base and named it sonic.
Then when he had his first dad sailing he was dumb enough to jump off
And fight about six sharks. I called him back but he didn’t listen. He died in the end just like my first tame, Dilo the Dino
I tamed a raptor yesterday it was a female a light dark purple with black “feathers ?” And yellow/Orange eyes there where lots of raptors in the area so it was an easy find.After that I decided to go look for a male raptor to breed.Than I noticed I had a problem to get to the raptor area I needed to cross a lake than I saw there were two theris and a sarco.I got my raptor cause it crossed the lake to my safe side AND THERE WERE MO SARCOS ABD THERIS but know I rlly want a male raptor so yeah-But that sarco though hmmmm I should tame it.