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What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
So I was breeding a 180 and a 200 and they had triplets... but when they were growing a dilo came and attacked one of my tamed and everyone attacked it, except the babies which ran in different directions. 2 minuets later it popped up that one got killed by a megaphirana. After that one got killed by a spino. The last one I found getting attacked by carnos. I bid you not as I sat there watching it die a micro raptor knocked me off my 200 raptor and caused me to fall into the swamps where I just get destroyed. My 200 raptor dies to a sarco and I’m left with 1 raptor, 2 pteranodons and an allo.
Why I will never tame a raptor:
I tamed one and gave it a little home on my raft base and named it sonic.
Then when he had his first dad sailing he was dumb enough to jump off
And fight about six sharks. I called him back but he didn’t listen. He died in the end just like my first tame, Dilo the Dino
I tamed a raptor yesterday it was a female a light dark purple with black “feathers ?” And yellow/Orange eyes there where lots of raptors in the area so it was an easy find.After that I decided to go look for a male raptor to breed.Than I noticed I had a problem to get to the raptor area I needed to cross a lake than I saw there were two theris and a sarco.I got my raptor cause it crossed the lake to my safe side AND THERE WERE MO SARCOS ABD THERIS but know I rlly want a male raptor so yeah-But that sarco though hmmmm I should tame it.
this is story so when i was planning on tameing a another raptor or a compy so i sent 3 of my fav tames one is j-hope/parasaur one is mountain/king trike and finally my fav raptor curly spigette shes my fav raptor and i love her even if i was heavy so i went nerby a swap and later i found 2 raptors/twins so later i tried to bola it on j-hope and after that i saw a spino and it was being chased by a flock of pteranodons curly was on netural and she got mad of that spino after that she got lost i loved her so much shes my fav raptor we feed my dilos and wanted to get her bf
#prayfor curly