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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
I had eight raptors, but two of them died 😔 king wrap, and slay I was in the swamp, just those two following me, and just sarco came out of nowhere, killed king warp and then slay died so then I tamed the sarco made a saddle got revenge, killed that sarco that killed my Raptors and then my new sarco is named story now I only have for raptors. Is nails,yo mama, Stabby, bouncy ball,hisss,and last, but not least Barry I one like equal one prayer for king, wrap and slay
I hate these guys, I’ve lost so many tames to them. THEY’RE NOT EVEN THAT GOOD OF STARTER TAMES iguanadon is waaayyy better, iguanadon is bulkier, faster, has better weight, easier to tame, and has thumbs. What do raptors have? A little pounce that holds you down just long enough to turn your pteranodon into f e c e s. I like to put these things in a pit and get my rex, put it on aggressive and watch THEM be turned into shart.
Look if you find a raptor tell your friend to grab 5 or more spears or just a hatchet and let him next to you so u hold your trusty bola make sure you have movment seed 130% or more make sure you have a bola and you both head to the raptor bola your friend and do a 180 and run without looking back and let your friend deal with it
True story I was trying to tame a raptor and the raptor snuck up on me and I died so I went to get my stuff the raptor saw me again and was chasing me I grabbed my stuff and accidentally pressed (free gift watch ad)(only on mobile)and the raptor killed me(in the end I got all my stuff)
Ok so put all the levels in speed. Use bright blue pd and name him Sonic.
Then tame a dire wolf. Paint him yellow and name him Tails.
Paint another one pink and behold Amy Rose.
Paint the best one black and lo you have Shadow.
Tame an onyc and paint her whiteYou have Rouge.
Tame two argies and paint them green and royal.You now have Jet and Waves.
Find a snowy owl?It’s the defender Longclaw.
And you know those cute little spiny things dye one red.(Knuckles)
Dye an enforcer red and you have E123 Omega.
See that cute bunny eared rat called a jerboa.It’s Cream.
Still looking for a decent Silver and Chip (Light Gaia)
Have your op army go up against an army of Tek bots led by your server rival Dr. Robotnic.The server watches in suspense.The robots are winning till Shadow pops an rpg at em.Oops didn’t see that one coming.They’re winning again until...The army of wisps dive bomb out of the sky(brightly colored dimorphs).
Btw my server is movie obsessed.I do Avengers too