Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

Me:yeah I got a raptor
Alpha raptor 1:attack dis Hooman meh nub
Alpha raptor 2:hey where are you
Alpha raptor 1:gone
Meh:oh no another one after the other ran away?
Alpha raptor 2:ello ima follow u u attack me I attack u
Meh:attack attack attack can I tame u?
Alpha raptor 2:ru ded
Meh: .....
Alpha raptor 2: .... ...
Meh:I. STARVING u don’t run ima get some meat from my camp fire
Alpha raptor 2:bye I don’t wanna be commanded my a Hooman meh nub
Meh:back now what u gone...
Meh now:raptors BEWARRRREEEEEEEEE DIS IS WAR WITH THE TRIBE OF HOOMAM NUB AND THE ALPHA AND NORMAL RAPTORSSSSSSSSSSSSS
( my name is Hooman meh nub)
More Raptor Funny Tips
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though I’m a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if it’s dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy ❤️💐