Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me:yeah I got a raptor
Alpha raptor 1:attack dis Hooman meh nub
Alpha raptor 2:hey where are you
Alpha raptor 1:gone
Meh:oh no another one after the other ran away?
Alpha raptor 2:ello ima follow u u attack me I attack u
Meh:attack attack attack can I tame u?
Alpha raptor 2:ru ded
Meh: .....
Alpha raptor 2: .... ...
Meh:I. STARVING u donβt run ima get some meat from my camp fire
Alpha raptor 2:bye I donβt wanna be commanded my a Hooman meh nub
Meh:back now what u gone...
Meh now:raptors BEWARRRREEEEEEEEE DIS IS WAR WITH THE TRIBE OF HOOMAM NUB AND THE ALPHA AND NORMAL RAPTORSSSSSSSSSSSSS
( my name is Hooman meh nub)
More Raptor Funny Tips
Rose are red. Violet are blue. 1 Raptor and so are you.
Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.
Roses are red, the earth has gravity, and if you are a new player, the raptor is a pain in the anal cavity
I ain't joking I saw a gang of like above 100 level raptors consisted off 3 thry killed 2 spinos infront of my eyes
he protecc
he attacc
but most importantly
he come in a pack
Tintoberries are red,
Azulberries are blue,
A Raptors eating you,
Now its ate me too.
βClever girlβ.
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though Iβm a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if itβs dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy β€οΈπ
Blood is red
Water is blue
Trees are green
If it glows red you are dead π΅
Caveman grab bola. Caveman bola raptor. Caveman use tranq arrows on raptor. Caveman shove meat up raptor butt. Caveman wait. Caveman has friend for life who will literally die for him/her