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Me:yeah I got a raptor

Alpha raptor 1:attack dis Hooman meh nub

Alpha raptor 2:hey where are you

Alpha raptor 1:gone

Meh:oh no another one after the other ran away?

Alpha raptor 2:ello ima follow u u attack me I attack u

Meh:attack attack attack can I tame u?

Alpha raptor 2:ru ded

Meh: .....

Alpha raptor 2: .... ...

Meh:I. STARVING u don’t run ima get some meat from my camp fire

Alpha raptor 2:bye I don’t wanna be commanded my a Hooman meh nub

Meh:back now what u gone...

Meh now:raptors BEWARRRREEEEEEEEE DIS IS WAR WITH THE TRIBE OF HOOMAM NUB AND THE ALPHA AND NORMAL RAPTORSSSSSSSSSSSSS

( my name is Hooman meh nub)

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