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What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2021-02-07T12:51:32+00:00

I have a pack of the guys...

Delta the alpha raptor and the Dilo Girls

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2021-02-05T21:17:22+00:00

I’m level 30 and still die every time I see them... it killed my catniborious

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2021-01-15T03:18:45+00:00

I didn't listen.

I stole the egg.

I tried to give it back.

Mrs.R said "No"

Rip: Me

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2021-01-11T19:59:12+00:00

Theses are ####ing devils they hop on you and then...☠️

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2021-01-09T19:28:34+00:00

Soooo I got triple teamed and one was red one was blue and one was green then I am also having trouble with a apex rex

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2021-01-05T20:33:30+00:00

Be careful for they are..... Clever Girls

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2021-01-01T12:05:18+00:00

Get 40 dodos first search for a raptor let the dodos attack it when it's at low hp stun it with a Bola and then kill it with some sort of weapon

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2021-01-01T08:10:03+00:00

*A new player starts creating a nice base and taned a couple parasaurs*

Raptors: I'm About to End This Man's Whole Career.

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2020-12-20T22:54:02+00:00

Real men knock them out with their fists.

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2020-12-15T13:08:46+00:00

Tribe:what your luckiest day?

Me:i found 3 alpha raptor

Tribe:how it feels?

Me:nothing but pain and cruelty

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2020-12-15T03:45:00+00:00

When you die you can get another skin so every time you die you can use it as a death counter

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2020-12-07T12:36:50+00:00

Me:yeah I got a raptor

Alpha raptor 1:attack dis Hooman meh nub

Alpha raptor 2:hey where are you

Alpha raptor 1:gone

Meh:oh no another one after the other ran away?

Alpha raptor 2:ello ima follow u u attack me I attack u

Meh:attack attack attack can I tame u?

Alpha raptor 2:ru ded

Meh: .....

Alpha raptor 2: .... ...

Meh:I. STARVING u don’t run ima get some meat from my camp fire

Alpha raptor 2:bye I don’t wanna be commanded my a Hooman meh nub

Meh:back now what u gone...

Meh now:raptors BEWARRRREEEEEEEEE DIS IS WAR WITH THE TRIBE OF HOOMAM NUB AND THE ALPHA AND NORMAL RAPTORSSSSSSSSSSSSS

( my name is Hooman meh nub)

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2020-11-26T15:41:51+00:00

One of the loading tips litarly said:remember- you don’t have to run faster then the creatures. Just faster than your freind. (LAMO

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2020-11-11T18:42:39+00:00

So yeah one day near my base (I was just starting my adventure in ARK) i saw a Raptor. I thought i should tame it, but when i got closer i noticed something was off and it was glowing red. And then i had a Alpha Raptor just outside my base

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2020-11-11T08:25:00+00:00

Pack of these attacked our not even made base on aberration. We only had 3 dodos and 2 bulbdogs, and came out victorious.

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2020-11-09T20:39:06+00:00

Ran into alpha died if you see one run don’t wait for your pets just hall tale

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2020-10-26T15:58:07+00:00

Never mind they can open doors lol

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2020-10-22T20:06:59+00:00

Owen; CODE 19 ASSET OUT OF CONTAMINANT

Hoskins; Relax it’s only just a VERY SMART AND DEADLY RAPTOR HYBRID HEADING THIS WAY

Owen and Hoskins AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH😨😨😨😨

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2020-10-18T13:42:59+00:00

A Rapping Raptor ripping roles running

To row a raft of raptor rips and rivaling a raptor running ring.

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2020-10-06T16:52:41+00:00

Any large creature getting nerfed:

*alone forever face*

Smaller creatures that are more op than them as they get buffs but dosen't get any nerf:

*Stonks*