
What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
One is chasing a parasaur... NOW DO IT NOW!!!
Later: AHHHH!!! I don’t have enough meat and not one weapon because all these pvp scavengers be stealing them!!
You killing things with your bare hands: Oof can’t run now, I’ll hobble back to the raptor and give her this meat.
Later after repeating steps 2 thru 3: YASSS! She is BEAUTIFUL!!! I’ll take her to my base!!!
Notification after being afk for like 15 hrs or so: Your Raptor lvl 3 raptor was killed by a Therizinosaurus lvl 4!
You: ............. @&!?/
On the last day of Christmas raptor clause gave to me
12 stupid phiomias
11 iggys boxing
10 trikes getting murdered
9 little turtles
8 monsteress dodos
7 wyverns
6 titanoboas poisoning
Fivvvvvvvve golden dodo eggs
4 humans getting murdered
3 overseers killing
2 raptors pouncing
1 king ghidorah destroying Godzilla
I tried to tame a raptor once it pinned me down I knocked it out after some back and forth the it pinned me down WHILE BEING UNCONSCIOUS THEN IT ATE ME THE A SARCO ATE OT THEN A TITANOBOA ATE THE SARCO THEN A SPINO ATE TITANABO THEN AND THEN I DIED TO ANOTHER RAPTOR THAT CAME OUT THE FLOOR LIKE HOW!?