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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
ok so I had this raptor called lighting my first ever and we went into the jungle me and my brother both on are raptors so we was looking for stegos and there was a therizoionsaurs my brother said let’s take it on so I agreed and they all got killed anyway on the way to get my brothers stuff as he died we found another raptor after getting his stuff what pounced on me and killed me so my brother ran and found a new raptor to tame but it died later to a tek Rex my new one didn't die as I ran bc it was a tek raptor and I wanted to keep it protected razor whas his name but we want to war with micro raptors and the cats sabers and hyeenadons and he died a legend R.I.P Razor for ever loved
So I had 2 raptors I had breed, one of them died sadly to an alpha raptor, but I lucky breed those too so I had a fertilized raptor egg that I incubated. When the baby raptor grew up I breed them with the other raptor. They popped out an egg so I incubated that one. But little did I know... I had triplets! I was so overjoyed! Sadly though 2 died (rip cuddles, and pinky pie) from a stupid carno :(