Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
You and your tribemate see a pack of raptors. They begin running at you, you turn to your parnter to see him running away on his Para. You have no mount.
Parnter: βI just need to be faster than you!β
Itβs the last thing you see........
Moral of the story, leave your tribe mates like a bad*ss b*tch and say βSayonara sucker!β
More Raptor Funny Tips
I said I will never leave my house again
If. He.is here
I sa I will never leave my house
No a Iβll stay and hide
My tribe mate just got killed by that raptor
Ohh whyyyyyyyiyiyyyyyyyyy
POV da raptor song ( get poured brou)
Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.
Roses are red, the earth has gravity, and if you are a new player, the raptor is a pain in the anal cavity
Tintoberries are red,
Azulberries are blue,
A Raptors eating you,
Now its ate me too.
βClever girlβ.
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though Iβm a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if itβs dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy β€οΈπ
I ain't joking I saw a gang of like above 100 level raptors consisted off 3 thry killed 2 spinos infront of my eyes
he protecc
he attacc
but most importantly
he come in a pack
Blood is red
Water is blue
Trees are green
If it glows red you are dead π΅
Caveman grab bola. Caveman bola raptor. Caveman use tranq arrows on raptor. Caveman shove meat up raptor butt. Caveman wait. Caveman has friend for life who will literally die for him/her