Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Tips & Strategies

In my early days these guys hunted me. Not to long ago one payed me a visit. My dino army, two wild Brontos, wild Diplo, and wild Supersaurus made quick work of him. Now who's laughing! ?β οΈ?
More Raptor Funny Tips
Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.
Roses are red, the earth has gravity, and if you are a new player, the raptor is a pain in the anal cavity
Tintoberries are red,
Azulberries are blue,
A Raptors eating you,
Now its ate me too.
βClever girlβ.
OMG THEY ARE ATTACK CHIHUAHUAS !!!
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though Iβm a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if itβs dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy β€οΈπ
Tamed a level 100 and leveled him up to 180. Me and my raptor ran around the beaches where i lived and clapped a bunch of noobs. Me and my raptor be apouncin. Sadly, some dirty democrat broke into my house and killed my raptor. Up if you want raptor racial equality.
You dont have to run faster than the raptor.. You just have to run faster than your friend
I was walking though the jungle and turned around a tree. I came face-to-face with a level 80 raptor. I ran back to my base and logged. I came back on 2 days later and it was still there. Clever Girl.
WHO IS THIS WOMAN, AND WHY IS SHE EVERYWHERE??
And can we get her to model costumes for ALL the ARK creatures??
~CL1