
What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
I once had a Raptor named Mango, he was lvl157, best hunter ever, but then it all went downhill,....
It was a peaceful day we where scouting the beach for prey, first an ichi took my 100 narcs so we went after it, then a micro raptor attacked then troodons, he killed the troodons then went after the micro raptor, once I woke up I went to find him but no luck, A few weeks went by but still no signs, no notification that he died. Hang in there buddy! I’ll find you! #ComeHomeMango!!
Me:My uncle said is to me while he was playing ark mobile he said he and his dodo and his delos we just traveling and then alpha raptor attack them. Then said his dodo what's the first one to fight back so it got murdered by the alpha raptor he said. Me: i laughed so hard that i was killed by the same alpha raptor that killed him and his delos and that dodo 😂😂😂
One time a alpha raptor spawned right next to my base so I would always avoid it and one day with my trike I was gonna kill it but I was a big mistake my trike past out so I dismounted and I ran back to base and I didnt pay attention to the top of the screen to see if it died but I was like duh it died it was a alpha raptor and my trike past out but in game a couple days later I saw a trike fighting thr alpha raptor and I saw the trike die. It turned out it was my trike I dont know how it was alive e the whole time
I was shooting a raptor with tranquilizers and I thought it seemed weird that the raptor was taking 10 shots and since I didn't have a spyglass, I kept shooting so i got pissed and charged with my stegosaurus and then when I got closer it said it was an alpha raptor so I ran (I left my stegosaurus since it was no hope). I ran and then left without saving hoping that it didn't save.
I am studying them in a pen, its similar to jurassic world raptor pen, I got a pack on wander, I feed, I pet, and I copy n paste dodos and keep them in a extremely tight cage and murder them and toss da corps in da pen and watch the raptors rip it to shreds.(looks in engrams) What is a "Feeding trough", never heard of it.
NOOB MISTAKES!!!
Caleb:Hey Noah let’s tame a raptor
Noah:ok
Caleb: hey Noah do you see that big raptor that has that red aura?
Noah: yeah
Caleb: what does it mean?
Noah: I don’t know
Caleb: oh well
Caleb: ok get your slingshot out
Noah: alright are you ready
Caleb:yeah
Noah: umm maybe we should get another raptor. that one killed that stego pretty fast and didn’t die
Caleb oh it doesn’t matter. ok let’s tam-
Noah: aaaaaaaaaah Caleb help m-
Caleb’s game: your tribe member Noah killed by an alpha raptor
Caleb: ALPHA? oh shoot go
AAAAAAAAAH
Noobie: *spawns in*
Alpha Raptor: oh hell there
Raptor 1.: what do we do boss?
Raptor 2.:boss???
Alpha Raptor: *smirk*
Noobie: *getting resources*
Alpha Raptor: GET ‘EM BOYS
All 30 Raptors: SIR YES SIR
All Raptors & Alpha: HERES JONNY :>
Noobie: wat- AHHHHHHHHHHHH-
God: welcome to Ark heaven
Noobie: wait- WHAT-