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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
Aint nobody gonna talk about the picture? ๐
I have this raptor that lives in the jungle behind my beach base(Iโm a low level) and I call her clever girl because sometimes I turn back to look at the jungle, I find her and her pack staring me down, looking at all my tames. When I find her staring I tell her one day I will tame you and your pack done ready
Ok I use to have 7 raptors over level 100 they were crack at killing alpha raptors but I found a alpha carno only 2 raptors survived those ones were level 202 and level 156
The 156 died by a computer๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Other games taming:๐
Ark taming:I'll whoop you till your my friend
CAUSE WORLD DOMINENCE WITH THE PACK OF RAPTORS
The one fat kid when he sees an ice cream van
Roses are red
Violets are blue
When i died from a raptor
My parasour did too
I was running away from a raptor and I didnโt notice my dilo was being eatin it was only lv6 I just tamed him poor thing
REAL MEN PUNCH THEM TO DEATH
Everyone's gangster till the scaly chickens walk in
Me walking on a beach with a dodo i turn around fine i turn around again and i and my dodo were never found
THE END
I don't know where you are... but I Will find you... And I will kill you
Thereโs three things I fear in ark
Purlovias
The electric jellyfish
And r a p t o r s
These unevolved pigeons had the audacity to jump me and my pteranodon when I was regaining stamina. My pt died but I didnโt so slay
Friend said try to lick a raptor i said hold my beer
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So I was taming a raptor right it was in a boa I knocked it out look behind me alpha raptor sanding behind me ''clever girl" one hits me alpha * :D*
The "Bobs-being-saved-from-raptors" program
1^ = 1 Beach bob saved from raptors attacking them and coming out of nowhere
I was trying to tame an alpha raptor, (I learned that you canโt tame them-) and I brought my trike out to tame it. I made a grave for this triceratops because I was like, this things gon die. It didnโt, and now I just keep the gravestone near my house :/
Raptors are straight (legends can understand)
OMG THEY ARE ATTACK CHIHUAHUAS !!!
Me taming a random Dino
Raptor: ima kill this man
Me dies
Me comes back with a saddled raptor and jump on the raptor