
What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
Guys,this old lady In a raptor suit is queen Elizabeth partying in heaven!
Aint nobody gonna talk about the picture? ๐
Ok I use to have 7 raptors over level 100 they were crack at killing alpha raptors but I found a alpha carno only 2 raptors survived those ones were level 202 and level 156
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I don't know where you are... but I Will find you... And I will kill you
I was running away from a raptor and I didnโt notice my dilo was being eatin it was only lv6 I just tamed him poor thing
REAL MEN PUNCH THEM TO DEATH
Everyone's gangster till the scaly chickens walk in
Me walking on a beach with a dodo i turn around fine i turn around again and i and my dodo were never found
THE END
Other games taming:๐
Ark taming:I'll whoop you till your my friend
CAUSE WORLD DOMINENCE WITH THE PACK OF RAPTORS
Roses are red
Violets are blue
When i died from a raptor
My parasour did too
Friend said try to lick a raptor i said hold my beer
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Thereโs three things I fear in ark
Purlovias
The electric jellyfish
And r a p t o r s
These unevolved pigeons had the audacity to jump me and my pteranodon when I was regaining stamina. My pt died but I didnโt so slay
The one fat kid when he sees an ice cream van
The "Bobs-being-saved-from-raptors" program
1^ = 1 Beach bob saved from raptors attacking them and coming out of nowhere
Get the tech one, looks cool there are absolute no differences, but who doesn't want a tech dino?
Me taming a random Dino
Raptor: ima kill this man
Me dies
Me comes back with a saddled raptor and jump on the raptor
I spawned right in right next to a rock,
I saw a raptor and was against the clock.
I ran around it and hoped to pass,
But then it shoved its teeth up my ass.
If you see an alpha raptor, donโt worry. Youโll be saved by adult non mutant non ninja turtlees
So I was taming a raptor right it was in a boa I knocked it out look behind me alpha raptor sanding behind me ''clever girl" one hits me alpha * :D*