Guys,this old lady In a raptor suit is queen Elizabeth partying in heaven!

Aint nobody gonna talk about the picture? 💀

“There always there when you don’t need them, but NOT there when you do.”

—concon (yt)

Raptors can only be beaten by 3 things 1. Dodos 2. Lystros 3. Usain bolt

So I was taming a raptor right it was in a boa I knocked it out look behind me alpha raptor sanding behind me ''clever girl" one hits me alpha * :D*

Roses are red

Violets are blue

When i died from a raptor

My parasour did too

Ok I use to have 7 raptors over level 100 they were crack at killing alpha raptors but I found a alpha carno only 2 raptors survived those ones were level 202 and level 156

The 156 died by a computer😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I have this raptor that lives in the jungle behind my beach base(I’m a low level) and I call her clever girl because sometimes I turn back to look at the jungle, I find her and her pack staring me down, looking at all my tames. When I find her staring I tell her one day I will tame you and your pack done ready

NOOB MISTAKES!!!

Caleb:Hey Noah let’s tame a raptor

Noah:ok

Caleb: hey Noah do you see that big raptor that has that red aura?

Noah: yeah

Caleb: what does it mean?

Noah: I don’t know

Caleb: oh well

Caleb: ok get your slingshot out

Noah: alright are you ready

Caleb:yeah

Noah: umm maybe we should get another raptor. that one killed that stego pretty fast and didn’t die

Caleb oh it doesn’t matter. ok let’s tam-

Noah: aaaaaaaaaah Caleb help m-

Caleb’s game: your tribe member Noah killed by an alpha raptor

Caleb: ALPHA? oh shoot go

AAAAAAAAAH

There’s three things I fear in ark

Purlovias

The electric jellyfish

And r a p t o r s

These unevolved pigeons had the audacity to jump me and my pteranodon when I was regaining stamina. My pt died but I didn’t so slay

Raptors are straight (legends can understand)

I was running away from a raptor and I didn’t notice my dilo was being eatin it was only lv6 I just tamed him poor thing

REAL MEN PUNCH THEM TO DEATH

OMG THEY ARE ATTACK CHIHUAHUAS !!!

Everyone's gangster till the scaly chickens walk in

Me walking on a beach with a dodo i turn around fine i turn around again and i and my dodo were never found

THE END

I don't know where you are... but I Will find you... And I will kill you

Me taming a random Dino

Raptor: ima kill this man

Me dies

Me comes back with a saddled raptor and jump on the raptor

The "Bobs-being-saved-from-raptors" program

1^ = 1 Beach bob saved from raptors attacking them and coming out of nowhere

Once you get used to them your the boss they are dog water