Other games taming:😁

Ark taming:I'll whoop you till your my friend

CAUSE WORLD DOMINENCE WITH THE PACK OF RAPTORS

Raptors can only be beaten by 3 things 1. Dodos 2. Lystros 3. Usain bolt

“There always there when you don’t need them, but NOT there when you do.”

—concon (yt)

So I was taming a raptor right it was in a boa I knocked it out look behind me alpha raptor sanding behind me ''clever girl" one hits me alpha * :D*

Roses are red

Violets are blue

When i died from a raptor

My parasour did too

Ok I use to have 7 raptors over level 100 they were crack at killing alpha raptors but I found a alpha carno only 2 raptors survived those ones were level 202 and level 156

The 156 died by a computer😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I have this raptor that lives in the jungle behind my beach base(I’m a low level) and I call her clever girl because sometimes I turn back to look at the jungle, I find her and her pack staring me down, looking at all my tames. When I find her staring I tell her one day I will tame you and your pack done ready

NOOB MISTAKES!!!

Caleb:Hey Noah let’s tame a raptor

Noah:ok

Caleb: hey Noah do you see that big raptor that has that red aura?

Noah: yeah

Caleb: what does it mean?

Noah: I don’t know

Caleb: oh well

Caleb: ok get your slingshot out

Noah: alright are you ready

Caleb:yeah

Noah: umm maybe we should get another raptor. that one killed that stego pretty fast and didn’t die

Caleb oh it doesn’t matter. ok let’s tam-

Noah: aaaaaaaaaah Caleb help m-

Caleb’s game: your tribe member Noah killed by an alpha raptor

Caleb: ALPHA? oh shoot go

AAAAAAAAAH

There’s three things I fear in ark

Purlovias

The electric jellyfish

And r a p t o r s

These unevolved pigeons had the audacity to jump me and my pteranodon when I was regaining stamina. My pt died but I didn’t so slay

I was running away from a raptor and I didn’t notice my dilo was being eatin it was only lv6 I just tamed him poor thing

Raptors are straight (legends can understand)

REAL MEN PUNCH THEM TO DEATH

OMG THEY ARE ATTACK CHIHUAHUAS !!!

Everyone's gangster till the scaly chickens walk in

Me walking on a beach with a dodo i turn around fine i turn around again and i and my dodo were never found

THE END

I don't know where you are... but I Will find you... And I will kill you

Me taming a random Dino

Raptor: ima kill this man

Me dies

Me comes back with a saddled raptor and jump on the raptor

The "Bobs-being-saved-from-raptors" program

1^ = 1 Beach bob saved from raptors attacking them and coming out of nowhere

Noobie: *spawns in*

Alpha Raptor: oh hell there

Raptor 1.: what do we do boss?

Raptor 2.:boss???

Alpha Raptor: *smirk*

Noobie: *getting resources*

Alpha Raptor: GET ‘EM BOYS

All 30 Raptors: SIR YES SIR

All Raptors & Alpha: HERES JONNY :>

Noobie: wat- AHHHHHHHHHHHH-

God: welcome to Ark heaven

Noobie: wait- WHAT-