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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Tips & Strategies

Me taming a random Dino
Raptor: ima kill this man
Me dies
Me comes back with a saddled raptor and jump on the raptor
More Raptor Funny Tips
Remember, if you can get on a rock they probably can too
Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.
Roses are red, the earth has gravity, and if you are a new player, the raptor is a pain in the anal cavity
Saw Zippy in the wild: HOLY CRAP!β
βBut then rememberedβ¦ Ass clubbing > panicβ
Violates the raptor with a club to the behind
βI tamed it easy
Tintoberries are red,
Azulberries are blue,
A Raptors eating you,
Now its ate me too.
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though Iβm a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if itβs dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy β€οΈπ
Roses are red
Dinossaurs are old
If He sees you
You are sold
The one fat kid when he sees an ice cream van
βClever girlβ.
Take a whole bunch and name them after the raptor squad in Jurassic Park and beta and over level blue then bam you are Owen Grady