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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the quetzal? Funny quetzal jokes submitted by ARK players.
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Pov: you find a level 144 quetzal randomly when you were trying to find a level 150 spino and you just suddenly want to tame it however you don't have that enough tranq darts then you return back to your base start farming and you get shocking tranq darts however you fail your first attempt then when you come back with 64 shocking tranq darts it just suddenly disappears without a trace.
Me: raging so hard for grinding 10 years of my life
My song about these majestic mohawk thingys
Riding on my para
Looking Around the sand-a
Then i see a beautiful thing
A quetzal on land
How grand
Only observed you in the sky
And i wanted to fly
So seeing you on land
Is very grand
How majestic you are are
Just went with a chalico to the bar
Its not to far
If you want to go I have a car.