
What are some funny jokes or stories about the quetzal? Funny quetzal jokes submitted by ARK players.
No Quetzal spawning near the red obelisk? No problem! All you need to do is look around for a titanosaur that's nearby, a longneck rifle (preferably with a scope), around 200+ rifle bullets, a flying tame that can hawl booty, and a high perch that the titanosaur can't reach you from. Now very simply LIGHT UP THE TITANOSAUR WITH YOUR LONGNECK AND WATCH AS IT STRUGGLES TO GET TO YOU AND CLING TO LIFE. Then very simply wait for a Quetzal to spawn and tame it ☺️ oh and if it still doesn't spawn well then it's time for another titanosaur skin belt. The fast flying tame is for incase the titanosaur reaches you. Up for those struggling to find a Quetzal ✊️😔 hang in there lil bro you'll make it through this and get your cool new air base
Pov: you find a level 144 quetzal randomly when you were trying to find a level 150 spino and you just suddenly want to tame it however you don't have that enough tranq darts then you return back to your base start farming and you get shocking tranq darts however you fail your first attempt then when you come back with 64 shocking tranq darts it just suddenly disappears without a trace.
Me: raging so hard for grinding 10 years of my life
My song about these majestic mohawk thingys
Riding on my para
Looking Around the sand-a
Then i see a beautiful thing
A quetzal on land
How grand
Only observed you in the sky
And i wanted to fly
So seeing you on land
Is very grand
How majestic you are are
Just went with a chalico to the bar
Its not to far
If you want to go I have a car.