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What are some funny jokes or stories about the pyromane? Funny pyromane jokes submitted by ARK players.
Uh I was in Ragnarok near the Wyvern cavern and I got two Mantis. Then I saw the Pyromane. I went up to one and tried to tame it, but my Mantis kept attacking it. I was sad just before it died but then I realised. I tried to call them off but they died in the Pyromane death explosion. Long story short don’t kill a Pyromane with nothing but a couple of low level mantis, they will die in the explosion following the Pyromane’s death. This is why I can’t get Pyromane dermis.
The real way to tame it
1. Give it your wallet so it can check if you have enough money
2. If it says you have enough congrats and it will take all your money. (Apple pay or PayPal not excepted)
3. If you do not own enough it will turn you into an average California forest in July.
“I have to pay to tame these things? My bird got killed for this and can’t even tame it?”
My t rex:”yes that is right hooman owner.” *shakes tec saddle*
Me:”AHHHHHHHH”
When I say i screamed in my brain after losing my mr seagull for this,I mean it.
(In case yall womdering I was in god mode)
-Dog