who brought a match to the lion king

Phoenix and saber tooth were more than friends

The real way to tame it

1. Give it your wallet so it can check if you have enough money

2. If it says you have enough congrats and it will take all your money. (Apple pay or PayPal not excepted)

3. If you do not own enough it will turn you into an average California forest in July.

My stupid self thought mufasa from the lion king

“I have to pay to tame these things? My bird got killed for this and can’t even tame it?”

My t rex:”yes that is right hooman owner.” *shakes tec saddle*

Me:”AHHHHHHHH”

When I say i screamed in my brain after losing my mr seagull for this,I mean it.

(In case yall womdering I was in god mode)

-Dog

At least in England they are only 3.99 (using 5 dollar conversion to pounds) I's Aquatics

STOP COMPLAING YOU DONT HAVE $5 TO BUY IT 😭

Hey who left open

hells loin paddock

They poop flaming poop

Cool

Why r they on ab?

( an aberrant version would be cool though)