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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the pyromane? Funny pyromane jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2025-06-14T12:34:50+00:00

Scar if he made a deal with the devil

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2025-06-07T00:18:13+00:00

Like who put a hellcat in ark like you need to get this thing for 5$ pay to win

score 6 · Answer 3 · 2025-04-26T13:54:14+00:00

Why am I here? I still play evolved…

score 58 · Answer 4 · 2024-06-24T15:04:46+00:00

Phoenix and saber tooth were more than friends

score 4 · Answer 5 · 2025-04-26T18:55:33+00:00

Wow a super 🆒 lion ima go walk up to (pyro had plans I guess)

score 16 · Answer 6 · 2024-11-30T21:01:53+00:00

The real way to tame it

1. Give it your wallet so it can check if you have enough money

2. If it says you have enough congrats and it will take all your money. (Apple pay or PayPal not excepted)

3. If you do not own enough it will turn you into an average California forest in July.

score 5 · Answer 7 · 2025-03-16T02:53:50+00:00

who brought a match to the lion king

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2025-04-08T05:59:22+00:00

Did scar decide to commit arson in the lion king?

score 20 · Answer 9 · 2024-08-14T11:19:22+00:00

They poop flaming poop

Cool

score 16 · Answer 10 · 2024-09-11T06:08:47+00:00

“I have to pay to tame these things? My bird got killed for this and can’t even tame it?”

My t rex:”yes that is right hooman owner.” *shakes tec saddle*

Me:”AHHHHHHHH”

When I say i screamed in my brain after losing my mr seagull for this,I mean it.

(In case yall womdering I was in god mode)

-Dog

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2025-05-26T15:23:29+00:00

I’m not paying for a shadowmane reskin

score 15 · Answer 12 · 2024-08-30T18:08:41+00:00

STOP COMPLAING YOU DONT HAVE $5 TO BUY IT 😭

score 8 · Answer 13 · 2024-12-21T18:17:41+00:00

My stupid self thought mufasa from the lion king

score 13 · Answer 14 · 2024-09-10T11:03:07+00:00

Why r they on ab?

( an aberrant version would be cool though)

score 14 · Answer 15 · 2024-08-11T02:41:41+00:00

Get your wallets out for this one folks ez pay to win for only 5 bucks

score 3 · Answer 16 · 2025-03-04T03:17:52+00:00

Hey who left open

hells loin paddock

score 4 · Answer 17 · 2025-02-04T16:00:15+00:00

At least in England they are only 3.99 (using 5 dollar conversion to pounds) I's Aquatics

score 7 · Answer 18 · 2024-10-24T18:44:33+00:00

ITS GOT A PICTURE yasssssssssssdss

score 7 · Answer 19 · 2024-10-19T18:16:38+00:00

The pyromane can and will get stuck in both large and small bear traps. Just in case you thought otherwise