Right, you people stop complaining you don’t have like £5 to pay because if your life work it’s just sitting here complaining that you don’t have enough get a **** job because a you’re sitting there complaining meanwhile other people are able to use it because they have five bucks to pay because they have a **** job so yeah, get a job

Whip out ur pokeball!

— plastic bag

The Thyla now has to evolve into this or the shadow mane🤨Pokemon

I think my cat got into some elements, or I left him in the oven too long.

— plastic bag

Phoenix and saber tooth were more than friends

The real way to tame it

1. Give it your wallet so it can check if you have enough money

2. If it says you have enough congrats and it will take all your money. (Apple pay or PayPal not excepted)

3. If you do not own enough it will turn you into an average California forest in July.

Dont try to pet it its not a cute kitty cat

Why am I here? I still play evolved…

They poop flaming poop

Cool

Yes they spown in the bule zone on ab

Get your wallets out for this one folks ez pay to win for only 5 bucks

Scar after he fell into the fire pit.

Why r they on ab?

( an aberrant version would be cool though)

STOP COMPLAING YOU DONT HAVE $5 TO BUY IT 😭

“I have to pay to tame these things? My bird got killed for this and can’t even tame it?”

My t rex:”yes that is right hooman owner.” *shakes tec saddle*

Me:”AHHHHHHHH”

When I say i screamed in my brain after losing my mr seagull for this,I mean it.

(In case yall womdering I was in god mode)

-Dog

Pay2Win

who brought a match to the lion king

ITS GOT A PICTURE yasssssssssssdss

Wow a super 🆒 lion ima go walk up to (pyro had plans I guess)

The pyromane can and will get stuck in both large and small bear traps. Just in case you thought otherwise