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Right, you people stop complaining you don’t have like £5 to pay because if your life work it’s just sitting here complaining that you don’t have enough get a **** job because a you’re sitting there complaining meanwhile other people are able to use it because they have five bucks to pay because they have a **** job so yeah, get a job

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Whip out ur pokeball!

— plastic bag

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I think my cat got into some elements, or I left him in the oven too long.

— plastic bag

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The Thyla now has to evolve into this or the shadow mane🤨Pokemon

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Phoenix and saber tooth were more than friends

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The real way to tame it

1. Give it your wallet so it can check if you have enough money

2. If it says you have enough congrats and it will take all your money. (Apple pay or PayPal not excepted)

3. If you do not own enough it will turn you into an average California forest in July.

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Dont try to pet it its not a cute kitty cat

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Why am I here? I still play evolved…

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They poop flaming poop

Cool

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Scar after he fell into the fire pit.

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