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What are some funny jokes or stories about the pyromane? Funny pyromane jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 7 · Answer 1 · 2024-10-19T18:16:38+00:00

The pyromane can and will get stuck in both large and small bear traps. Just in case you thought otherwise

score 6 · Answer 2 · 2024-12-21T18:17:41+00:00

My stupid self thought mufasa from the lion king

score 7 · Answer 3 · 2024-09-21T15:53:23+00:00

I HATE THESE GUYS SO MUCH but I love these guys so much

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2025-02-04T16:00:15+00:00

At least in England they are only 3.99 (using 5 dollar conversion to pounds) I's Aquatics

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2025-06-14T12:34:50+00:00

Scar if he made a deal with the devil

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2025-04-08T05:59:22+00:00

Did scar decide to commit arson in the lion king?

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2025-08-20T20:13:39+00:00

Pay to win dino wildcard need to remove it from the ark# if you dont have and in asa only and go in settings for a event setting click it and click birthday for stuff like different dino colors emotes and more

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2025-06-07T00:18:13+00:00

Like who put a hellcat in ark like you need to get this thing for 5$ pay to win

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2025-03-04T03:17:52+00:00

Hey who left open

hells loin paddock

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2025-01-02T18:20:33+00:00

Super Saiyan mufasa be like this here

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2024-10-25T14:59:11+00:00

we need takis engram where we ghilli to them and shove takis up they ars

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2025-09-06T22:53:45+00:00

One find a high level pyromane two pay money three jump off a cliff

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2025-11-21T15:47:22+00:00

Once I had one of these he was the best pet ever and I named him lion king I took him were ever I went but one day I was riding him in the jungle and a pack of raptors they dismounted me and ran off lion king followed them and I haven’t seen him since #pray for lion king

score -4 · Answer 14 · 2024-11-07T19:33:57+00:00

Yay these ark creators really must want players to sulfer

.. I mean suffer

score -4 · Answer 15 · 2025-04-22T06:46:23+00:00

Even dodo.dex doesn't like pryomanes, it doesn't have a picture. 👍

score -3 · Answer 16 · 2025-11-21T18:31:36+00:00

Pain A hElPfUl TiP sHoUlD iNcLuDe A fEw MoRe WoRdS

score -5 · Answer 17 · 2025-05-26T15:23:29+00:00

I’m not paying for a shadowmane reskin

score -9 · Answer 18 · 2024-10-24T15:20:12+00:00

The thing that ruined ascended pvp forever until it is removed

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2026-05-14T00:26:27+00:00

Wildcard nerf then for gods sake please 🙏

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2026-05-27T23:26:31+00:00

Uh I was in Ragnarok near the Wyvern cavern and I got two Mantis. Then I saw the Pyromane. I went up to one and tried to tame it, but my Mantis kept attacking it. I was sad just before it died but then I realised. I tried to call them off but they died in the Pyromane death explosion. Long story short don’t kill a Pyromane with nothing but a couple of low level mantis, they will die in the explosion following the Pyromane’s death. This is why I can’t get Pyromane dermis.