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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the pyromane? Funny pyromane jokes submitted by ARK players.
Right, you people stop complaining you don’t have like £5 to pay because if your life work it’s just sitting here complaining that you don’t have enough get a **** job because a you’re sitting there complaining meanwhile other people are able to use it because they have five bucks to pay because they have a **** job so yeah, get a job
Uh I was in Ragnarok near the Wyvern cavern and I got two Mantis. Then I saw the Pyromane. I went up to one and tried to tame it, but my Mantis kept attacking it. I was sad just before it died but then I realised. I tried to call them off but they died in the Pyromane death explosion. Long story short don’t kill a Pyromane with nothing but a couple of low level mantis, they will die in the explosion following the Pyromane’s death. This is why I can’t get Pyromane dermis.