I believe this thing is apart of the spainish inquisition because nobody expects this

Watch out for the level 80+ ones they can jump like 50 feet in the air

Two Words and two words only

SURPRISE MOTHERFUKER

Once you thought the micro raptor was a pain in the ass Wild card adds this hell of a rat to the ice biome to knock you of your dire wolf in the middle of taming an anklyo for your tribe.

...Badger moles digging holes beneath Republic City...

GUYS YOU MUST SAVE BROCK, HE IS GOING TO DIEEEEEEE!!!

(there was a comment saying a guy has a purlovia named Brock and he thinks it’s useless he said to down the comment if we want to save him)

Guys I found huddle puff harry pota lol

“WATCH UR STEP BRO, AYO BRO WATCH UR STEP!”

Me chilling in redwoods trying to find explorer notes and then i found the note and then saw gallmimus egg and then went down with my argy while i didnt have armor and outta nowhere this thing jumps and at me and my argy starts to fight it and i hit it with my sword and then it died

I almost died💀💀💀😂😂

I realized i looked at the description in the last tab of the creature and it misspelled “hibernate”

Ha.

LAND THYLA

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Traveller: lalala

purlovia:surprise mf!

Traveller:OH GOD A HONEY BADGER (pees his pants)

You can ride a dodo BUT NOT THIS wildcard more like wildmind

When a kapro and a basalisk have a child. I lost a managarmr, tapejara and a ascendant enforcer to these little sh*t

Yo i was just walking through the snow biome and was mindin my own buisness and that thing scared the crap out of me and killed me lmao

Every time I go on an oil run

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First time I saw this I thought it was called a “ Pavlova “

HeHeHe

I stole it’s cheeseburger.

now I’m dead.

NYAN CAT.

I'm the dumbass who always forgets I have my purlovia chilling in the ground until I get half way across the map and need to detour to go get it. *facepalm*

They're very cute. Like pet skunks! They can stay underground as a storage box and they're also good for sneak attacks on raiders!