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What are some funny jokes or stories about the purlovia? Funny purlovia jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 0 · Answer 1 · 2024-06-10T08:32:49+00:00

Never seen one, like never? Kinda a relief not gonna lie 😅

-Helpyfnaf6

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2020-10-21T21:42:22+00:00

Dark Assassin; WHERE IS YOUR THATCH

Me; It’s in my mole

Purlovia; I HAVE YOUR THATCH AND YOUR DEATH 💀

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2020-07-25T19:02:38+00:00

The a.o.e on these guys are huge I was riding a bary in redwoods and one of these jumped out at me and knocked me off. So I charged it with my sword because I’m too lazy to set my Dino to neutral and it was friking hitting me from behind! How is that possible?

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2018-11-18T01:04:55+00:00

He protec he also attac but most importantly he ambush ur pac

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2022-04-17T05:21:11+00:00

What a peaceful day in the redwoods! So nice and look at that gallimimus and.. HOLY SH-

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2020-06-08T02:04:33+00:00

For some reason it’s a storage box, but doesn’t have a saddle. ):

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2020-05-28T17:16:57+00:00

I stuck a potato up it’s butt and it was my best friend

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2020-05-25T23:03:58+00:00

Me and friend walking and this thing comes out like wha u doing on my $!@& hole I will eat me:no you look cute.freind: bolas me and runs away

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2020-01-16T17:40:20+00:00

If a raccoon and badger could breed, this is what you’d get.

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2021-07-14T18:35:24+00:00

Litteraly a secret chest but alive

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2021-07-11T05:19:38+00:00

Gret ground rat go pop out grond lol I die argy healp

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2021-04-04T13:14:29+00:00

I was trying to get chitin an then i get dis mounted and didn't even see the thing

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2018-10-28T03:20:07+00:00

When I went to scorched earth...this happens...me: OH F###! DONT KILL ME YOU LITTLE. F###. My controller died.

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2018-09-27T23:03:31+00:00

Honey badger don't give a shit!

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2020-05-12T13:11:51+00:00

There so cute I wanna go near and so dangerous I wanna stay away so guess there was one in the distance i said it’s gonna kill me soo I walked away mad a few seconds later one pops out from the ground and kills me 😀

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2023-02-18T05:47:29+00:00

One time I got ambushed by two of these. They came out from underneath me and the only reason I escaped alive was because they hit me dow the hill so I had time to run and shoot them with my pistol. The stupid things got my health so low that when I jumped of a rock I died. This is my first comment please punch the sky

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2023-02-17T13:15:16+00:00

They are annoying until you tame one.

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2023-02-11T01:11:01+00:00

Sucks that you can’t ride it so that makes it trash

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2023-02-02T14:51:45+00:00

It's a possessed freaking badger

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2019-08-13T20:45:02+00:00

So my friend was going to get a supply drop,mind you we were just starting on a new sever and so this purlovia just pounced at him and HE RAN AND I MEAN HE RAN BACK TO BASE, and I was like bruh da fuq you running over were i am i ain't dieing...... we weren't even in in the redwoods