DAY 1 OF ARK:

*Finds a pteradon* Hmmmm... BOLA ... ITS TAMED WHAT DO I NAME IT OH GERALD

DAY 7829 OF ARK

*Finds a titan boa* THE BOLA CONSTRICTOR!!! ((DAMN IM GUD AT SPELLING))

I lost level 53 pteranodon named beaks into a gigas mouth. it went bad

I’ve never had a pter probably because I’m only level nine and I’m too dumb I only have an army ._.

Had one his name was flappy bird I loved him I slept with him and he kept me company once I was going to the swamp for leech blood to cure myself of the swamp fever I had I got the leech blood and was about to leave the swamp with the goodies I had sadly a baryonyx stunned my pteranodon I jumped off and was shooting it sadly my pteranodon was killed but I survived he fought like a hero

I once had a pteranodon named shadow he was the most beautiful pteranodon I’ve ever seen he was purple with red stripes and had black wings then when I learned his saddle I flew across the entire map and back unfortunately we flew into the Arctic buck naked and died it’s been 2 months and i still haven’t found him I will never forget you shadow one like = one prayer shadow isn’t killed by an argy. if so i still have his implant his saddle and a very fast baryonyx To save him

I feel so stupid I've been using narcoberries as narcotics this whole time, and wondering why the Ptera kept waking up.

NOW HOW DID MY PTERANODON KILL A RAPTOR ALL BY ITS SELF! No one can know

My brother calls them terra-saurs which if you've ever studied laten you would know that means land lizard 🤦🤦🤦🤦

Hey I saw someone say pterodactyl

Had a pteranpdon named emerald since she was green, I accidently flew into a spino and rex fighting and did the last hit to the rex, the spino was pissed

We were flying and then an Argie came near us an killed both of us

Ok so, I was up on top of the rock where you can find the giga dossier (near the redwoods) and I was setting up a small base there because it had tons of metal. So I then harvested a metal node and it completely encumbered me so I couldn't jump. But I had to get up a small ledge though and I cant. So I whistled for my dumbass pteranodon named Avion to come to me so I can mount him to fly up, and guess what. He walks off the edge. So my dumbass decided to go after him. I tried to mount him and I failed miserably. I then fall all the way down and died. I respwawn to go and get my trash lower-level bird at my other base and I gotta fly my sorry ass back to the redwoods, because since I'm a dumbass I forgot to put a sleeping bag over there. However once I get back all my stuff is despawned and I gotta start all over. SCREW YOU AVION. (Still kinda my fault but hey, I'm not the one that told him to walk off the edge like a complete retard.

Why can’t you Here a Pteranodon go to the bathroom. The p is Silent😂😂😂 HAHA

This is a story of me and my Pteranodon New Blue (He is a reformed version of my deceased raptor blue). So one day me and my Tera we’re flying in the skies to the volcano for a obsidian run, we keep flying up the volcano but we ran out of steam and he died of fall damage, so I grabbed his implant (Mobile) and trecked across the island to save my Tera, I saved him and... I love him

Don’t take a mutated pteradon to fight titanasaur he will kill it in a single hit

to tame a pt. 1 you ever need some meat or some berry’s depending on what server and what type or just use both. 2. you need to be level 7. to get a bola and chuck it when it land or in the sky 3. You need a club to knock it out make sure you don’t kill it 4. Once you’re done with that you now have your new pt to fly and get wyverns.

the one time i went to the red woods with johnny boi(pternodon) then i landed near the swamp 5 minutes later there were 6 titanoboas attacking him, but in the meantime a titanaboa bit me twice then i was unconcius and i rage quitted

Steal its egg, get yeeted out of orbit

Call a trike to rekt it. Thats all

I was home when Mr. hawthorne asked me:

(Hawthorne) wanna fly?

(Me) but u have no saddle.

(Hawthorne) WHO CARES HOP ON

(Me) uh oh

About 2000 years later we fall on the ground and me asking for a cane. I knew this was a bad idea