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My new and improved, How To Tame A Pteranodon!
Step 1: gather berries.
Step 2: find pteranodon.
Step 3: try yo passive tame it. *nothing happens*
Step 4: download dododex.
Step 5: learn its a carnivore.
Step 6: gather meat.
Step 7: find another pteranodon.
Step 8: try to passive tame it. *nothing happens*
Step 9: get annoyed.
Step 10: look in dododex.
Step 11: learn its knock out tame.
Step 12: craft a club.
Step 13: find another pteranodon.
Step 14: try to knock it out. *it flys away*
Step 15: throw down controller.
Step 16: craft a bola.
Step 17: find another pteranodon.
Step 18: throw bola.
Step 19: knock it out.
Step 20: stuff meat in its mouth. *You discover the meat in your inventory spoiled*
Step 21: get more meat.
Step 22: give meat to unconscious pteranodon.
*pteranodon is gone*
Step 23: throw controller at tv.
Step 24: find another pteranodon.
Step 25: throw bola.
Step 26: knock it out.
Step 27: shove meat in its mouth.
*it wakes before the taming process finishes*
Step 28: try to knock it out again.
*it flys away*
Step 29: throw controller across the room.
Step 30: craft narcotics.
Step 31: find another pteranodon.
Step 32: throw bola.
Step 33: knock it out.
Step 34: stuff meat in its mouth.
Step 35: give narcotics.
*a raptor eats it before the taming process finishes*
Step 36: get eaten by raptor.
Step 37: drop controller.
Step 38: scream into a pillow.
Step 39: find another pteranodon.
Step 40: ForceTame.
Follow these totally pro and not at all dumb steps, and your A O Good 👌
HOW TO TAME A PTERANODON
Step 1: Find a pteranodon.
Step 2: Try to passive tame it.
*nothing happens*
Step 3: Try to punch it unconscious.
*It flys away*
Step 4: Get annoyed.
Step 5: Craft a club.
Step 6: Find another pteranodon.
Step 7: Try to knock it with the club.
*It flys away*
Step 7: Get annoyed again to the point you throw your controller onto the couch.
Step 8: Craft bola and traq arrows.
Step 9: Find another pteranodon.
Step 10: Bola it.
Step 11: Traq it.
Step 12: Put meat in its inventory.
*It doesn’t tame*
Step 13: Throw controller at tv.
Step 14: Find another pteranodon
Step 15: ForceTame
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