Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the procoptodon? Funny procoptodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
Now thatโs an real old kangaroo
Big bunny is
VERay
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Jump?
Here's a funny story, I had karithon (procoptrodon) and crager (spooder) go out killing things by carrying crater and dropping him to snare things, doing this I murdered many predators, paracers and other things by doing this and it was hilarious, and yes spooders that aren't baby's can be picked up by procoptrodons despite was dododex says
I want a dodo or noglin plush they look so cute
So once I saw a procoptodon and I was at a really high cliff with the Procoptodon and somehow itโs jumped on me as it was glitchy and I fell and died and I had really really good stuff on me I donโt know why but It was really rude.
Look, theirs a wild animal. crike
When did bugs bunny go to ark
Because um notctis sure
When mwe and me brother see it we die of being punched and after we die we die of laughter
I found one of these and tamed it. I didn't have a quetzal so I had to get it back manually and IT DIED
This one day I tamed an procotodon and i went for ride then a squad of raptors atackked us and the why he jumps high he litterly jumped againts a 150 argy i knew im dead and then it chased me and I got killed because the raptors were camping the ground and killed me
First time I login I see 16 procoptodons on the run around the field I tamed only one because how fast they are in The horizon. Real men Tame it without a trap me personally tamed one with a slingshot without a trap steel your friend and say hippity hoppity do I am stealing you supposed to rhyme
When i was taming one I got stuck between his legs and I couldnโt get out so I just had to wait there for him to get tamed them when he finally got tamed he stood up crushed me and I died ๐ฅฒ
These things has a jump 255 potion lol
Saw 1 level180 and died by a alpha Raptor level120 and it took me a hour to find one.lol.
Take a good look at the ears claws and face itโs a cat kangaroo ๐
For the person who said that the paracer being able to be picked up is a typo, read this.
The paracer can be picked up AS A BABY once it gets to about 3.0-6.0 maturation it will fall out , so make sure your not using this guy to transport it if your maturation speed is high. Ty for reading! - Sincerely , TheOrchidDragon
These things are rarer than rocking bourse shit
So I tamed a beautiful rainbow Procoptodon and named in the neon hopper and as I was walking it to base (I am right next to a obilesk) a brontosaurus aggros on something and accedently attacks us, so my newly tamed procoptodon attacks it, if only I had a stronger sword, RIP Neon hopper
You were a good 30 second kept tame
Iv only ever seen one than I didint have mushrooms and than it disappears I was so sad