Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the procoptodon? Funny procoptodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2020-03-24T17:57:31+00:00

What do u call a helpless kangaroo...a rooser!!! That sucked!

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2019-11-22T08:59:21+00:00

me: sees a kangaroo on a mountain. also me: picks it up and tames it me again:puts helpless dodos in its pouch and one shot murders them with long neck rifle

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2022-10-17T15:13:54+00:00

Let’s go bunny boing bunny power let’s go

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2022-08-12T04:01:26+00:00

I was riding this thing and squid grabbed it I don’t know what happened after

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2019-06-19T10:11:01+00:00

If you find one name it skippy and bounce around scorched

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2021-10-31T07:56:12+00:00

Why this app showing that argentavis can pick it, i alway catch him by argentavis at volcano in Island map

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2021-08-18T01:16:10+00:00

Ngl his face lookin kinda depressed.

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2021-07-11T19:55:26+00:00

They jump like a kangaroo and hold babies like a... uh uh. Some kind of animal that hold its kids in a front pouch.

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2021-06-05T01:39:42+00:00

Personally really like them. But haven’t really since one pushed me off the side of a cliff while I was trying to get metal. Oh wait, that was pvp...🤣

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2021-02-09T22:44:56+00:00

Is it a bird?

is it a plane?

no! its a kangaroo flying off a cliff at full speed!

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2021-01-04T04:20:40+00:00

I FLIPIN searched up kangaroo and found this

Why does it work plz tell me #search kangaroo

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2020-09-23T19:57:36+00:00

he has a walm sack...

whoops meant pouch pouch

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2020-08-10T18:28:08+00:00

Kangaroos kick the life out of u this can be a trap .and steal babies

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2023-04-09T07:11:35+00:00

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score -1 · Answer 15 · 2023-03-30T13:56:34+00:00

Idk why your making jokes about this beast I'm an Australian and that there looks funny I mean it looks like a buck but it has a pouch like a doe and the nose of a Joey I mean it's 3 different animals in one sooo never mind yall have your fun

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2023-02-15T01:43:45+00:00

Did anyone else know about the jump-kick, I’m on mobile

/\ if yes

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2022-06-28T19:40:18+00:00

Argy said sqwuak

Wolf said bark

He boing

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2021-11-17T14:56:17+00:00

One day i was taming gega I saw Kangaroo and I nock out Kangaroo and tame Kangaroo I ride Kangaroo then I know one very cool and special ability that Kangaroo can yeet small and middle dinos like it is not thing but insect 😂🤣😂😅🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2021-03-31T22:17:18+00:00

So I try to get one of these things but the problem was it wouldn’t stop jumping so I decided to name a jumpy jumpy the kangaroo

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