Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the procoptodon? Funny procoptodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
Bouncy Bouncy having such a good time. Until I run into a death worm. That knocked me into the dodo Wyvern. Bouncy Bouncy.
pretty sure this trash gets more players killed than any other creature. they're always followed by either raptors, carnos, terror birds and allos
KAREN TOOK THE KID
โฆ..ill take myself outโฆ
Why do the males have pouches?
As an Australian, this triggers me.
I got a kangaroo and ones I got it back to Base I accidentally sent it into the sea with a bunch of megladons
In real life ya donโt tame and ride these. You shoot โem in the head, for fun
I Tamed my first one yesterday with a good friend of mine. it was pretty easy as we are taming it I think to my self how do we trap this thing so it would not run away so I fallow it and it runs into a rock so I block it with my wyverns wing and then my friend did the same and I now have a lvl 200 so if you donโt want to wast mats just do this it only took me 3 tries
Ps use the wing and make a v shape against the rock it will trap almost any Dino
Me:hmm...
Procoptodon: *scream*
Me: *dies of cuteness over-load
(Lol this happened to me since with a dodo)
i kinda wish their main attack was with their fists like a boxing kangaroo. idk itd just be kinda cool
This big kangaroo will make anything into a football lol
Can do the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs.
Tamed one maxed attack and health hopped around my pvp server shoutings โyou want to go mate, I will kick your assโ
They look awesome with safari hat skin
doesn't its face look like exactly like a grumpy old man
This is a definition of your creepy uncle he gives and takes your toys
CRIKEY ITS A WILD PROCOPTODON (obese jerboa)
me when looking at this thing through Dododex: hey bro why you depressed?
Procoptodon: Iโm not depressed Iโm happy I threw a random kid off a cliff
me: oh
I'tll kick you clear to the other side of the planet.
In Australia kangaroo breaks your knee caps and spiders strangle your neck and a dingo bites your balls off
Big bunny is
VERay
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