Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the procoptodon? Funny procoptodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2025-04-07T09:18:48+00:00

Hoş tf is this thing can Carry the half of ARK

score 613 · Answer 2 · 2017-06-24T15:48:10+00:00

Please read these tips with an australian accent.

score 270 · Answer 3 · 2020-06-19T16:42:26+00:00

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score 215 · Answer 4 · 2021-02-07T20:12:24+00:00

I kinda like riding on a kangaroo cause I really feel like im australian. Plus when I see trouble I can say things like "oh crikey"

(Sorry if I spelled crikey wrong)

score 385 · Answer 5 · 2017-09-08T07:37:59+00:00

my dream is to soon tell my friend when he logs on

"get in the pouch nerd, ask no questions were going on an adventure"

score 264 · Answer 6 · 2018-06-05T04:53:41+00:00

Upvote if you love putting baby Dinos inside its pouch!

score 183 · Answer 7 · 2020-05-13T03:15:54+00:00

He protect

He attack

But most importantly

He put baby animals in his sack

......oh his pouch...ok

score 177 · Answer 8 · 2020-03-16T11:56:39+00:00

You can use this thing to steal babies

You can call this the pedosaurus

score 4 · Answer 9 · 2025-01-19T08:18:44+00:00

For those who cant find them on the Island - they often spawn in winter biome (Most often in the top part)

score 158 · Answer 10 · 2017-10-12T14:05:24+00:00

CROIKEY MATE ATS A DIGGERIDOO JOEY KANGAROO MATE CROIKEY

score 156 · Answer 11 · 2017-07-15T21:10:32+00:00

It's A Kangaroo.

It can jump.

It can carry 2 people.

And it's name is...

STOMPY

score 141 · Answer 12 · 2017-10-01T03:37:15+00:00

The first time I bred this, NINE BABIES POPPED OUT!

score 71 · Answer 13 · 2020-09-26T20:34:26+00:00

Found kangaroo.

Trap kangaroo.

Allo come.

Sarco come.

Me cry.

Look for another.

Can't find another.

Ask dododex where they spawn.

Get no help.

Found kangaroo.

Chase kangaroo.

Kangaroo moved.

Carno come.

Me kill carno.

Accidentally hit kangaroo.

It run to swamp.

I look over ledge.

See a sarco eating the body of the roo.

Me cry - a lot.

Have fun trying to tame this! Its kinda worth it but if your on pc id just recommend spawning like , 10 in all diff spots of redwoods , and then forget where you put them and go tame bc their spawn rate is crap , I've only seen 2 so far.

score 9 · Answer 14 · 2024-08-28T13:22:54+00:00

Mobile players must be hardcore.

I’ve played mobile only once

The controls are terrible

Pay respect to mobile players

Ur the G.O.A.T.s of ark🫡

score 106 · Answer 15 · 2018-02-14T21:54:35+00:00

Just had a tlc. Can jump to China and Back. Strong kick!

Wait.. what happens if i select pick-up?

(just died by cuteness overload, it can carry dodos in their pouch)

score 72 · Answer 16 · 2020-03-18T23:23:13+00:00

beelzebuffo:I JUMP HIGHER THAN ANYTHING IN ARK

Procoptodon:hold my beer while I do some kickboxing

score 51 · Answer 17 · 2020-03-26T18:15:40+00:00

What do u call a lazy kangaroo...? A pouch potatoe!

score 52 · Answer 18 · 2019-10-15T23:03:14+00:00

Dont be me and:

1.Find one

2.Gather Berries

3.Knock it out

4.Realize you need rare mushrooms

score 65 · Answer 19 · 2018-04-28T01:38:47+00:00

Spawned one level 1500 and put it into movement speed. Went around the map in ten seconds

score 10 · Answer 20 · 2024-01-16T16:54:56+00:00

Steal your friends or their babies and say “Hippity hoppity Im stealing your property!”