What are some funny jokes or stories about the procoptodon? Funny procoptodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
I kinda like riding on a kangaroo cause I really feel like im australian. Plus when I see trouble I can say things like "oh crikey"
(Sorry if I spelled crikey wrong)
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Please read these tips with an australian accent.
I put a baby bronto in its pouch it looked so weird lol
my dream is to soon tell my friend when he logs on
"get in the pouch nerd, ask no questions were going on an adventure"
But most importantly
He put baby animals in his sack
......oh his pouch...ok
You can use this thing to steal babies
You can call this the pedosaurus
Hippity hop it’s a kangaroo
Upvote if you love putting baby Dinos inside its pouch!
Look for another.
Can't find another.
Ask dododex where they spawn.
Get no help.
Me kill carno.
Accidentally hit kangaroo.
It run to swamp.
I look over ledge.
See a sarco eating the body of the roo.
Me cry - a lot.
Have fun trying to tame this! Its kinda worth it but if your on pc id just recommend spawning like , 10 in all diff spots of redwoods , and then forget where you put them and go tame bc their spawn rate is crap , I've only seen 2 so far.
Tbh,i am lvl 72 in ark mobile and i never really found one of this XD pretty rare
CROIKEY MATE ATS A DIGGERIDOO JOEY KANGAROO MATE CROIKEY
It's A Kangaroo.
It can jump.
It can carry 2 people.
And it's name is...
beelzebuffo:I JUMP HIGHER THAN ANYTHING IN ARK
Procoptodon:hold my beer while I do some kickboxing
The first time I bred this, NINE BABIES POPPED OUT!
Everyone: impossible to find!
Valgureo: spawns literally everywhere in White Cliffs
Just had a tlc. Can jump to China and Back. Strong kick!
Wait.. what happens if i select pick-up?
(just died by cuteness overload, it can carry dodos in their pouch)
What do u call a lazy kangaroo...? A pouch potatoe!
I tried finding and taming a procoptodon.. let’s just say I couldn’t and haven’t seen a single one today and ended up finding and taming a giga “I’m still disappointed..”