Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the procoptodon? Funny procoptodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2022-06-28T19:47:37+00:00

Lazy kangaroo=a couch potato

I know not funny…

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2022-06-28T19:44:13+00:00

Beezlebufo:I JUMP SO HIGH

kanga:oh crikey,hold my child.

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2022-06-28T19:43:04+00:00

When my friends say there easy to find

Me:”how……..”

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2022-06-28T19:41:24+00:00

Argy said sqwuak

Wolf said bark

Dodo said bock

HE SAID BOING

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2022-06-28T19:40:18+00:00

Argy said sqwuak

Wolf said bark

He boing

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2022-06-28T19:39:31+00:00

KAREN TOOK THE KID

…..ill take myself out…

score 173 · Answer 7 · 2021-02-07T20:12:24+00:00

I kinda like riding on a kangaroo cause I really feel like im australian. Plus when I see trouble I can say things like "oh crikey"

(Sorry if I spelled crikey wrong)

score 548 · Answer 8 · 2017-06-24T15:48:10+00:00

Please read these tips with an australian accent.

score 183 · Answer 9 · 2020-06-19T16:42:26+00:00

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score 340 · Answer 10 · 2017-09-08T07:37:59+00:00

my dream is to soon tell my friend when he logs on

"get in the pouch nerd, ask no questions were going on an adventure"

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2022-06-07T04:27:54+00:00

Get a horse put levels into damage and kick em in the the face mate.

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2022-06-13T20:47:03+00:00

Jack like that movie, kangaroo jack

score 126 · Answer 13 · 2020-05-13T03:15:54+00:00

He protect

He attack

But most importantly

He put baby animals in his sack

......oh his pouch...ok

score 127 · Answer 14 · 2020-03-16T11:56:39+00:00

You can use this thing to steal babies

You can call this the pedosaurus

score 219 · Answer 15 · 2018-06-05T04:53:41+00:00

Upvote if you love putting baby Dinos inside its pouch!

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2022-06-01T21:27:48+00:00

This is a definition of your creepy uncle he gives and takes your toys

score 15 · Answer 17 · 2022-01-03T11:12:04+00:00

You can use it to kidnap children

score 156 · Answer 18 · 2017-10-12T14:05:24+00:00

CROIKEY MATE ATS A DIGGERIDOO JOEY KANGAROO MATE CROIKEY

score 53 · Answer 19 · 2020-09-26T20:34:26+00:00

Found kangaroo.

Trap kangaroo.

Allo come.

Sarco come.

Me cry.

Look for another.

Can't find another.

Ask dododex where they spawn.

Get no help.

Found kangaroo.

Chase kangaroo.

Kangaroo moved.

Carno come.

Me kill carno.

Accidentally hit kangaroo.

It run to swamp.

I look over ledge.

See a sarco eating the body of the roo.

Me cry - a lot.

Have fun trying to tame this! Its kinda worth it but if your on pc id just recommend spawning like , 10 in all diff spots of redwoods , and then forget where you put them and go tame bc their spawn rate is crap , I've only seen 2 so far.

score 150 · Answer 20 · 2017-07-15T21:10:32+00:00

It's A Kangaroo.

It can jump.

It can carry 2 people.

And it's name is...

STOMPY