What are some funny jokes or stories about the procoptodon? Funny procoptodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
Lazy kangaroo=a couch potato
I know not funny…
Beezlebufo:I JUMP SO HIGH
kanga:oh crikey,hold my child.
When my friends say there easy to find
Argy said sqwuak
Wolf said bark
Dodo said bock
HE SAID BOING
KAREN TOOK THE KID
…..ill take myself out…
I kinda like riding on a kangaroo cause I really feel like im australian. Plus when I see trouble I can say things like "oh crikey"
(Sorry if I spelled crikey wrong)
Please read these tips with an australian accent.
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my dream is to soon tell my friend when he logs on
"get in the pouch nerd, ask no questions were going on an adventure"
Get a horse put levels into damage and kick em in the the face mate.
Jack like that movie, kangaroo jack
But most importantly
He put baby animals in his sack
......oh his pouch...ok
You can use this thing to steal babies
You can call this the pedosaurus
Upvote if you love putting baby Dinos inside its pouch!
This is a definition of your creepy uncle he gives and takes your toys
You can use it to kidnap children
CROIKEY MATE ATS A DIGGERIDOO JOEY KANGAROO MATE CROIKEY
Look for another.
Can't find another.
Ask dododex where they spawn.
Get no help.
Me kill carno.
Accidentally hit kangaroo.
It run to swamp.
I look over ledge.
See a sarco eating the body of the roo.
Me cry - a lot.
Have fun trying to tame this! Its kinda worth it but if your on pc id just recommend spawning like , 10 in all diff spots of redwoods , and then forget where you put them and go tame bc their spawn rate is crap , I've only seen 2 so far.
It's A Kangaroo.
It can jump.
It can carry 2 people.
And it's name is...