Dododex
Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Dododex
Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Funny Tips
Please read these tips with an australian accent.
my dream is to soon tell my friend when he logs on
"get in the pouch nerd, ask no questions were going on an adventure"
"get in the pouch nerd, ask no questions were going on an adventure"
Upvote if you love putting baby Dinos inside its pouch!
It's A Kangaroo.
It can jump.
It can carry 2 people.
And it's name is...
STOMPY
It can jump.
It can carry 2 people.
And it's name is...
STOMPY
CROIKEY MATE ATS A DIGGERIDOO JOEY KANGAROO MATE CROIKEY
The first time I bred this, NINE BABIES POPPED OUT!
Just had a tlc. Can jump to China and Back. Strong kick!
Wait.. what happens if i select pick-up?
(just died by cuteness overload, it can carry dodos in their pouch)
Wait.. what happens if i select pick-up?
(just died by cuteness overload, it can carry dodos in their pouch)
Spawned one level 1500 and put it into movement speed. Went around the map in ten seconds
Kishko's favourite mount. He used it all the time and everyone wanted to kill it, not him, so he will be angry lol
M8
Bloody Aussies take this with a emu
Bloody Aussies take this with a emu
The ultimate jerboa strikes again!
Ken the Guru (KenGuru... get it?)
For a fun time, set to wander and get in its pouch.
Me: OMG!! A procoptodon!!!
A Pack Of Wild Terror Birds:*Kills the Procoptodon* What where?
Me:ARE YOU F#*~%
A Pack Of Wild Terror Birds:*Kills the Procoptodon* What where?
Me:ARE YOU F#*~%
As an Australian... i can confirm...
pretty sure this trash gets more players killed than any other creature. they're always followed by either raptors, carnos, terror birds and allos
Are these lads even on the island?? I've yet to come across one and I've scouted a hell of a lot to try and find one but nada?
Remember when these things used to make loud exploding noises everytime they jumped? I named one Michael Bay for that sole reason, but they don't do that anymore...
If you want to ride it make sure to start yelling in an australian accent or it won’t work.
LOOK AT ME GUYS I’M ON A BLOODY KANGEROO
