beelzebuffo:I JUMP HIGHER THAN ANYTHING IN ARK
Procoptodon:hold my beer while I do some kickboxing

You can use this thing to steal babies









You can call this the pedosaurus

Kangroos r just T-rex deers...think about it.

What do u get if u cross a kangaroo and a sheep...? A wooly good jumper!

What do u call a lazy kangaroo...? A pouch potatoe!

Please read these tips with an australian accent.

Noob: Aww so cute!
Procoptodon: (puts down beer and cracks knuckles)
Noob: Awww it thinks it’s a boxer! How adorable!
Procoptodon: (throws punch)
Noob: (Gets knocked to the other end of the map)

my dream is to soon tell my friend when he logs on

"get in the pouch nerd, ask no questions were going on an adventure"

What do u call a helpless kangaroo...a rooser!!! That sucked!

noob:aw is that a baby in its pouch
me:swiggity swooty your base is now mine
ark:noob was killed by beastmaster61 lvl 73

Upvote if you love putting baby Dinos inside its pouch!

CROIKEY MATE ATS A DIGGERIDOO JOEY KANGAROO MATE CROIKEY

Dont be me and:
1.Find one
2.Gather Berries
3.Knock it out
4.Realize you need rare mushrooms

It's A Kangaroo.
It can jump.
It can carry 2 people.
And it's name is...


STOMPY

The first time I bred this, NINE BABIES POPPED OUT!

How to rule the ark step 1 pump melee damage and speed step 2 name him jack the skipper(get it Jack the Ripper) step 3 oil your employees

If you don’t wanna start a slapstick comedy chase for one of these it is recommended to use the best tranq you have

Just had a tlc. Can jump to China and Back. Strong kick!

Wait.. what happens if i select pick-up?

(just died by cuteness overload, it can carry dodos in their pouch)

Hehe, I use these for getting wyvern eggs and even getting wyvern milk! Just train them in movement speed and health, and go feed those babies!

Spawned one level 1500 and put it into movement speed. Went around the map in ten seconds