Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the procoptodon? Funny procoptodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 562 · Answer 1 · 2017-06-24T15:48:10+00:00

Please read these tips with an australian accent.

score 182 · Answer 2 · 2021-02-07T20:12:24+00:00

I kinda like riding on a kangaroo cause I really feel like im australian. Plus when I see trouble I can say things like "oh crikey"

(Sorry if I spelled crikey wrong)

score 204 · Answer 3 · 2020-06-19T16:42:26+00:00

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score 360 · Answer 4 · 2017-09-08T07:37:59+00:00

my dream is to soon tell my friend when he logs on

"get in the pouch nerd, ask no questions were going on an adventure"

score 5 · Answer 5 · 2023-04-11T23:32:37+00:00

Go find it they said

It will be easy they said

score 149 · Answer 6 · 2020-05-13T03:15:54+00:00

He protect

He attack

But most importantly

He put baby animals in his sack

......oh his pouch...ok

score 234 · Answer 7 · 2018-06-05T04:53:41+00:00

Upvote if you love putting baby Dinos inside its pouch!

score 148 · Answer 8 · 2020-03-16T11:56:39+00:00

You can use this thing to steal babies

You can call this the pedosaurus

score 4 · Answer 9 · 2023-03-30T03:03:56+00:00

WHY DO THEY HAVE ONE TOE TELL ME NOW

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2023-04-23T22:18:25+00:00

Your a true Aussie if you have one.

score 8 · Answer 11 · 2023-01-19T11:13:45+00:00

nowadays Australians: "nah mate we don’t ride kangaroos"

Ark Australians: "but we do mate"

score 144 · Answer 12 · 2017-10-12T14:05:24+00:00

CROIKEY MATE ATS A DIGGERIDOO JOEY KANGAROO MATE CROIKEY

score 146 · Answer 13 · 2017-07-15T21:10:32+00:00

It's A Kangaroo.

It can jump.

It can carry 2 people.

And it's name is...

STOMPY

score 132 · Answer 14 · 2017-10-01T03:37:15+00:00

The first time I bred this, NINE BABIES POPPED OUT!

score 60 · Answer 15 · 2020-09-26T20:34:26+00:00

Found kangaroo.

Trap kangaroo.

Allo come.

Sarco come.

Me cry.

Look for another.

Can't find another.

Ask dododex where they spawn.

Get no help.

Found kangaroo.

Chase kangaroo.

Kangaroo moved.

Carno come.

Me kill carno.

Accidentally hit kangaroo.

It run to swamp.

I look over ledge.

See a sarco eating the body of the roo.

Me cry - a lot.

Have fun trying to tame this! Its kinda worth it but if your on pc id just recommend spawning like , 10 in all diff spots of redwoods , and then forget where you put them and go tame bc their spawn rate is crap , I've only seen 2 so far.

score 62 · Answer 16 · 2020-03-18T23:23:13+00:00

beelzebuffo:I JUMP HIGHER THAN ANYTHING IN ARK

Procoptodon:hold my beer while I do some kickboxing

score 100 · Answer 17 · 2018-02-14T21:54:35+00:00

Just had a tlc. Can jump to China and Back. Strong kick!

Wait.. what happens if i select pick-up?

(just died by cuteness overload, it can carry dodos in their pouch)

score 19 · Answer 18 · 2022-01-03T11:12:04+00:00

You can use it to kidnap children

score 42 · Answer 19 · 2020-03-26T18:15:40+00:00

What do u call a lazy kangaroo...? A pouch potatoe!

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2023-01-27T13:43:05+00:00

i kinda wish their main attack was with their fists like a boxing kangaroo. idk itd just be kinda cool