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YEEEHAW MOTHERFRICKERS I'M COMING FOR THE BABIES

He protect
He attack
But most importantly
He put baby animals in his sack
......oh his pouch...ok

You can use this thing to steal babies









You can call this the pedosaurus

Please read these tips with an australian accent.

beelzebuffo:I JUMP HIGHER THAN ANYTHING IN ARK
Procoptodon:hold my beer while I do some kickboxing

my dream is to soon tell my friend when he logs on

"get in the pouch nerd, ask no questions were going on an adventure"

I tried finding and taming a procoptodon.. let’s just say I couldn’t and haven’t seen a single one today and ended up finding and taming a giga “I’m still disappointed..”

Upvote if you love putting baby Dinos inside its pouch!

Haha kangaroo go hippty hop haha

What do u call a lazy kangaroo...? A pouch potatoe!

You wanna JUMP??? You gonna jump.

In Australia kangaroo breaks your knee caps and spiders strangle your neck and a dingo bites your balls off

CROIKEY MATE ATS A DIGGERIDOO JOEY KANGAROO MATE CROIKEY

Whoever said “Up-vote so it can be picked up by an argy” Dododex did not create nor runs ark.

It's A Kangaroo.
It can jump.
It can carry 2 people.
And it's name is...


STOMPY

The first time I bred this, NINE BABIES POPPED OUT!

Noob: Aww so cute!
Procoptodon: (puts down beer and cracks knuckles)
Noob: Awww it thinks it’s a boxer! How adorable!
Procoptodon: (throws punch)
Noob: (Gets knocked to the other end of the map)

Dont be me and:
1.Find one
2.Gather Berries
3.Knock it out
4.Realize you need rare mushrooms

Just had a tlc. Can jump to China and Back. Strong kick!

Wait.. what happens if i select pick-up?

(just died by cuteness overload, it can carry dodos in their pouch)