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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the procoptodon? Funny procoptodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 364 · Answer 1 · 2017-06-24T15:48:10+00:00

Please read these tips with an australian accent.

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2020-01-06T18:42:34+00:00

Hehe, I use these for getting wyvern eggs and even getting wyvern milk! Just train them in movement speed and health, and go feed those babies!

score 12 · Answer 3 · 2019-11-24T12:47:02+00:00

Can carry itself according to dododex...weird.👌updoot for free ark memes lol no.but plz updoot...🥺

score 190 · Answer 4 · 2017-09-08T07:37:59+00:00

my dream is to soon tell my friend when he logs on

"get in the pouch nerd, ask no questions were going on an adventure"

score 118 · Answer 5 · 2018-06-05T04:53:41+00:00

Upvote if you love putting baby Dinos inside its pouch!

score 13 · Answer 6 · 2019-10-15T23:03:14+00:00

Dont be me and:
1.Find one
2.Gather Berries
3.Knock it out
4.Realize you need rare mushrooms

score 115 · Answer 7 · 2017-10-12T14:05:24+00:00

CROIKEY MATE ATS A DIGGERIDOO JOEY KANGAROO MATE CROIKEY

score 116 · Answer 8 · 2017-07-15T21:10:32+00:00

It's A Kangaroo.
It can jump.
It can carry 2 people.
And it's name is...

STOMPY

score 96 · Answer 9 · 2017-10-01T03:37:15+00:00

The first time I bred this, NINE BABIES POPPED OUT!

score 78 · Answer 10 · 2018-02-14T21:54:35+00:00

Just had a tlc. Can jump to China and Back. Strong kick!

Wait.. what happens if i select pick-up?

(just died by cuteness overload, it can carry dodos in their pouch)

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2019-11-24T13:31:02+00:00

I trapped a level 140 one of these and I’ve kept it in the place I trapped it for 3 days it’s still in there

score 43 · Answer 12 · 2018-04-28T01:38:47+00:00

Spawned one level 1500 and put it into movement speed. Went around the map in ten seconds

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2019-11-15T18:27:02+00:00

Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump just Jump

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2019-12-15T19:50:21+00:00

Finding one of these bad boys is one thing taming it is another and getting a saddle is another 3 levels

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2019-11-22T08:59:21+00:00

me: sees a kangaroo on a mountain. also me: picks it up and tames it me again:puts helpless dodos in its pouch and one shot murders them with long neck rifle

score 19 · Answer 16 · 2018-10-28T11:16:21+00:00

19 points Funny Oct 28, 2018

Me: OMG!! A procoptodon!!!

A Pack Of Wild Terror Birds:*Kills the Procoptodon* What where?

Me:ARE YOU F#*~%

score 36 · Answer 17 · 2017-09-29T00:31:57+00:00

M8

Bloody Aussies take this with a emu

score 41 · Answer 18 · 2017-06-04T14:19:53+00:00

Kishko's favourite mount. He used it all the time and everyone wanted to kill it, not him, so he will be angry lol

score 24 · Answer 19 · 2018-05-28T23:42:04+00:00

For a fun time, set to wander and get in its pouch.

score 19 · Answer 20 · 2018-09-15T07:25:08+00:00

As an Australian... i can confirm...