
What are some funny jokes or stories about the procoptodon? Funny procoptodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
In Australia kangaroo breaks your knee caps and spiders strangle your neck and a dingo bites your balls off
I'tll kick you clear to the other side of the planet.
Turn Australian music when riding
Our tribes procoptodon on mobile is named crikey and has a safari hat.
Now thatโs an real old kangaroo
Big bunny is
VERay
cute ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ
Jump?
I want a dodo or noglin plush they look so cute
Here's a funny story, I had karithon (procoptrodon) and crager (spooder) go out killing things by carrying crater and dropping him to snare things, doing this I murdered many predators, paracers and other things by doing this and it was hilarious, and yes spooders that aren't baby's can be picked up by procoptrodons despite was dododex says
So once I saw a procoptodon and I was at a really high cliff with the Procoptodon and somehow itโs jumped on me as it was glitchy and I fell and died and I had really really good stuff on me I donโt know why but It was really rude.
When did bugs bunny go to ark
Because um notctis sure
Look, theirs a wild animal. crike
When mwe and me brother see it we die of being punched and after we die we die of laughter
I found one of these and tamed it. I didn't have a quetzal so I had to get it back manually and IT DIED
This one day I tamed an procotodon and i went for ride then a squad of raptors atackked us and the why he jumps high he litterly jumped againts a 150 argy i knew im dead and then it chased me and I got killed because the raptors were camping the ground and killed me
First time I login I see 16 procoptodons on the run around the field I tamed only one because how fast they are in The horizon. Real men Tame it without a trap me personally tamed one with a slingshot without a trap steel your friend and say hippity hoppity do I am stealing you supposed to rhyme
When i was taming one I got stuck between his legs and I couldnโt get out so I just had to wait there for him to get tamed them when he finally got tamed he stood up crushed me and I died ๐ฅฒ
These things has a jump 255 potion lol
Saw 1 level180 and died by a alpha Raptor level120 and it took me a hour to find one.lol.
Take a good look at the ears claws and face itโs a cat kangaroo ๐