The creature that lurks in the bottom of crystal lake

Okay that grin is just the creepiest, am I right?

This boii looks like he wants to sell you drugs and is like

Drugs?

No thanks

Drugs

No we’re good

Drrugs

Who invited this guy?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...why is this guys face like mine when I wake up at 2AM and look at memes without my parents knowing then trying to hold back my laughing and before I know it my face looks like this...updoot plz...

Quetzal: I am a floating home but I am slow.
Plesiosaur: I am an underwater home and fastest in the ocean.

Research shows that 99% or players call their first plesiosaur Nessy. The other 1% are suspected psychopaths

Shoot it with a LONG-NECK rifle......... wow im just not funny at all.

I see this frickin thing and my soul feels like it’s about to get sucked in by that face so I be like...







>Your Scarlet - Lvl 199273 (Megalodon) - Killed plesiosaur Lvl 1<



Me: “OH MY GOSH THANK YOU!!”
Scarlets mind: That grin.....


>Your Scarlet - Lvl 199273 (Megalodon) - Was killed by pure shock and horror!<

Me: >Le stabs self to death<

By Zepher! >not my IRL name but it is my in game name<

>Try to sleep now... I dought you’ll survive the night.....<

>Also you’ll be able to sleep you just might have a few night-mares....<

Is it psychotic or just drunk?




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The plesiosaur has the dead eyed stare of someone who has seen death and lived to tell the tale plus it's Scottish.

SAY PLEASE OR IT WILL COME FOR YOUU

Me when I first saw this: how new Nessie was so UGLY Me in bed: OMG I can’t sleep I hate it’s face!

I see this thing and sees me with that scary stare and my character dies of shock

It's the giraffe of the ARK waters. Very, very, giraffe.

This thing is terrifying!! Do you agree?!! Look at that FACE it looks like a frickin DEMON DRAGON!!! HOLY!! >okay now I’m gonna tame this...😞<

Never let it give you a blowjob

It is the bronto of the sea......

When the long neck rifle mates with the carbonemys without the shell.......

Meh 😑 I’m good

Dis thing looks like it just murderd someone with dat grin