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Oct 30, 2016
Okay that grin is just the creepiest, am I right?
Aug 16, 2017
Research shows that 99% or players call their first plesiosaur Nessy. The other 1% are suspected psychopaths
Mar 11, 2018
Shoot it with a LONG-NECK rifle......... wow im just not funny at all.
Sep 19, 2017
The plesiosaur has the dead eyed stare of someone who has seen death and lived to tell the tale plus it's Scottish.
Jun 22, 2017
It's the giraffe of the ARK waters. Very, very, giraffe.
Dec 26, 2017
Never let it give you a blowjob
Oct 24, 2017
Seriously what's wrong with its face? This needs tlc more than anything.
Sep 12, 2017
Your just in the water looking for sea crates oh whats that behind you it's the giraffe of the waters
Apr 14, 2018
A whale and a giraffe got drunk one night and...
Jan 3, 2018
It's a very very big fish that spawns in the washing machine my basement
Mar 21, 2018
Imagine you saw that face in your closet at night
Apr 13, 2018
WTF is rong with its face. Someone call the hospital
Aug 11, 2017
My pleisaur gets pruny from being in the water too long
Jun 19, 2018
It’s not trying to kill you, it’s trying to tell you that it needs about tree fiddy
Sep 4, 2018
Always two there are, a master and an apprentice
Aug 25, 2018
Basically the monster of loch-ness, but not as childproof.
Aug 16, 2018
Bicc nec, bicc body, bicc damij
Jan 3, 2019
Look at the majestic sea giraffe swim through the deep and kill you and your friends after magically appearing out of thin air/water
Jul 26, 2018
Aw the eyerape when u kill thers also earape
Oct 6, 2018
That smile when someone says say cheese