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What are some funny jokes or stories about the plesiosaur? Funny plesiosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
Okay that grin is just the creepiest, am I right?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...why is this guys face like mine when I wake up at 2AM and look at memes without my parents knowing then trying to hold back my laughing and before I know it my face looks like this...updoot plz...
Research shows that 99% or players call their first plesiosaur Nessy. The other 1% are suspected psychopaths
Shoot it with a LONG-NECK rifle......... wow im just not funny at all.
This boii looks like he wants to sell you drugs and is like
Drugs?
No thanks
Drugs
No weβre good
Drrugs
Who invited this guy?
Drugs?
No thanks
Drugs
No weβre good
Drrugs
Who invited this guy?
This thing looks like itβs looked death itβs self and lived to tell the tale β οΈ
Spawns is easy world
Me:ima go look in da water
Five minutes later...
Plesiosaur:Would u like to have some tea with me
Me:OH HELL NO
Me:ima go look in da water
Five minutes later...
Plesiosaur:Would u like to have some tea with me
Me:OH HELL NO
This is just pure horror, this is how you escape, if you need to find one just open your inventory under water, guaranteed 3 will come, step shoot ur tribemate in the back with a tranq harpoon then whisper into mic "sorry" steal scuba and leave
The plesiosaur has the dead eyed stare of someone who has seen death and lived to tell the tale plus it's Scottish.
Who said a giraffe could have a baby with a sea turtle- apparently earth did.
It's the giraffe of the ARK waters. Very, very, giraffe.
Herbivore Island is so safe!!!
Pleasiosaur: I'm about to ruin this woman's whole career.
#HerbivoreIslandNotSafe
Pleasiosaur: I'm about to ruin this woman's whole career.
#HerbivoreIslandNotSafe
Never let it give you a blowjob
Quetzal: I am a floating home but I am slow.
Plesiosaur: I am an underwater home and fastest in the ocean.
Plesiosaur: I am an underwater home and fastest in the ocean.
I think overseer must have mixed a girrafe with sea turtle....... Not a good idea.....
might not wanna have on the loading part pleasing plesiosaur that just sounds wrong ;v;
They're terrifying lmao look at these teeth
For the person that said that pleseosaurs are the quetsles of the see. Your wrong. The mososaur is. Its alsobthe giga of the sea. Change my mind lol.
A whale and a giraffe got drunk one night and...
I see this thing and sees me with that scary stare and my character dies of shock