Okay that grin is just the creepiest, am I right?

That one guys who breeds a bronco witha a mosa

Research shows that 99% or players call their first plesiosaur Nessy. The other 1% are suspected psychopaths

Shoot it with a LONG-NECK rifle......... wow im just not funny at all.

The plesiosaur has the dead eyed stare of someone who has seen death and lived to tell the tale plus it's Scottish.

It's the giraffe of the ARK waters. Very, very, giraffe.

Never let it give you a blowjob

A whale and a giraffe got drunk one night and...

Seriously what's wrong with its face? This needs tlc more than anything.

Alolan exegutor+giraffe+whale=you guessed it

Your just in the water looking for sea crates oh whats that behind you it's the giraffe of the waters

It's a very very big fish that spawns in the washing machine my basement

This is why I dont go swimming in the ocean.

Imagine you saw that face in your closet at night

Always two there are, a master and an apprentice

Basically the monster of loch-ness, but not as childproof.

WTF is rong with its face. Someone call the hospital

Look at the majestic sea giraffe swim through the deep and kill you and your friends after magically appearing out of thin air/water

It’s not trying to kill you, it’s trying to tell you that it needs about tree fiddy

This is something that was or should be in one of my nightmares.