What are some funny jokes or stories about the plesiosaur? Funny plesiosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
Okay that grin is just the creepiest, am I right?
Beware the noodle swarm
-some youtuber I watched
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...why is this guys face like mine when I wake up at 2AM and look at memes without my parents knowing then trying to hold back my laughing and before I know it my face looks like this...updoot plz...
Research shows that 99% or players call their first plesiosaur Nessy. The other 1% are suspected psychopaths
Shoot it with a LONG-NECK rifle......... wow im just not funny at all.
This boii looks like he wants to sell you drugs and is like
No we’re good
Who invited this guy?
The plesiosaur has the dead eyed stare of someone who has seen death and lived to tell the tale plus it's Scottish.
Look at his beautiful face, if you don’t believe me just look at him again
It's the giraffe of the ARK waters. Very, very, giraffe.
Who said a giraffe could have a baby with a sea turtle- apparently earth did.
A whale and a giraffe got drunk one night and...
Your just in the water looking for sea crates oh whats that behind you it's the giraffe of the waters
Seriously what's wrong with its face? This needs tlc more than anything.
Spawns is easy world
Me:ima go look in da water
Five minutes later...
Plesiosaur:Would u like to have some tea with me
Me:OH HELL NO
Quetzal: I am a floating home but I am slow.
Plesiosaur: I am an underwater home and fastest in the ocean.
It's a very very big fish that spawns in the washing machine my basement
Stick a scope to this and add a couple bullets you got an underwater sniper
Come for swim, they said. It will be fun, they said.
I see this thing and sees me with that scary stare and my character dies of shock