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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the plesiosaur? Funny plesiosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1041 · Answer 1 · 2016-10-30T01:27:44+00:00

Okay that grin is just the creepiest, am I right?

score 252 · Answer 2 · 2019-12-11T17:55:19+00:00

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...why is this guys face like mine when I wake up at 2AM and look at memes without my parents knowing then trying to hold back my laughing and before I know it my face looks like this...updoot plz...

score 440 · Answer 3 · 2017-08-16T10:20:34+00:00

Research shows that 99% or players call their first plesiosaur Nessy. The other 1% are suspected psychopaths

score 363 · Answer 4 · 2018-03-11T20:50:17+00:00

Shoot it with a LONG-NECK rifle......... wow im just not funny at all.

score 142 · Answer 5 · 2020-03-22T02:45:41+00:00

This boii looks like he wants to sell you drugs and is like

Drugs?

No thanks

Drugs

No we’re good

Drrugs

Who invited this guy?

score 228 · Answer 6 · 2017-09-19T07:06:58+00:00

The plesiosaur has the dead eyed stare of someone who has seen death and lived to tell the tale plus it's Scottish.

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2022-10-26T12:51:09+00:00

Ok that thing is from subnautica I mean subnautica is the only underwater game which has scary creatures

Subnautica devs: that thing is creepier than our creatures

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2022-10-21T06:00:24+00:00

Ngl this creature sounds like a rex attacking when it attacks in mobile

score 175 · Answer 9 · 2017-06-22T20:00:40+00:00

It's the giraffe of the ARK waters. Very, very, giraffe.

score 23 · Answer 10 · 2021-11-13T20:59:22+00:00

I'm already scared of the Loch Ness Monster...

And this just makes it even more terrifying

Help

score 50 · Answer 11 · 2020-08-23T18:36:13+00:00

Who said a giraffe could have a baby with a sea turtle- apparently earth did.

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2022-08-15T22:59:13+00:00

This type of Plesiosaurs is probably an Elasmasaur. One of the largest and last plesiosaurs. It lived in the same time and place as mosasaurs and the giant squid that sucks blood

score 91 · Answer 13 · 2018-04-14T05:45:51+00:00

A whale and a giraffe got drunk one night and...

score 99 · Answer 14 · 2017-09-12T20:45:47+00:00

Your just in the water looking for sea crates oh whats that behind you it's the giraffe of the waters

score 93 · Answer 15 · 2017-10-24T20:36:48+00:00

Seriously what's wrong with its face? This needs tlc more than anything.

score 79 · Answer 16 · 2018-01-03T14:08:27+00:00

It's a very very big fish that spawns in the washing machine my basement

score 38 · Answer 17 · 2020-06-26T02:36:24+00:00

Quetzal: I am a floating home but I am slow.

Plesiosaur: I am an underwater home and fastest in the ocean.

score 21 · Answer 18 · 2021-07-13T07:07:25+00:00

Look at his beautiful face, if you don’t believe me just look at him again

score 9 · Answer 19 · 2022-03-30T05:56:32+00:00

To the person who said plesiosaurs are the quetzals of the sea, the only differences are that the plesiosaur is fast, the quetzal is slow, the plesiosaur can actually do dmg without have a ton of turrets on his back, the plesiosaur SPAWNS IN PACKS, and they are scary.🤓

score 6 · Answer 20 · 2022-05-29T22:24:17+00:00

I like to do math for example sea turtle + bronto + carnivore =

Nightmare fuel