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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the plesiosaur? Funny plesiosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 913 · Answer 1 · 2016-10-30T01:27:44+00:00

Okay that grin is just the creepiest, am I right?

score 140 · Answer 2 · 2019-12-11T17:55:19+00:00

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...why is this guys face like mine when I wake up at 2AM and look at memes without my parents knowing then trying to hold back my laughing and before I know it my face looks like this...updoot plz...

score 360 · Answer 3 · 2017-08-16T10:20:34+00:00

Research shows that 99% or players call their first plesiosaur Nessy. The other 1% are suspected psychopaths

score 276 · Answer 4 · 2018-03-11T20:50:17+00:00

Shoot it with a LONG-NECK rifle......... wow im just not funny at all.

score 74 · Answer 5 · 2020-03-22T02:45:41+00:00

This boii looks like he wants to sell you drugs and is like

Drugs?

No thanks

Drugs

No we’re good

Drrugs

Who invited this guy?

score 4 · Answer 6 · 2020-12-27T23:52:27+00:00

This thing looks like it’s looked death it’s self and lived to tell the tale ☠️

score 10 · Answer 7 · 2020-11-03T00:42:51+00:00

Spawns is easy world
Me:ima go look in da water
Five minutes later...
Plesiosaur:Would u like to have some tea with me
Me:OH HELL NO

score 6 · Answer 8 · 2020-11-28T22:58:42+00:00

This is just pure horror, this is how you escape, if you need to find one just open your inventory under water, guaranteed 3 will come, step shoot ur tribemate in the back with a tranq harpoon then whisper into mic "sorry" steal scuba and leave

score 180 · Answer 9 · 2017-09-19T07:06:58+00:00

The plesiosaur has the dead eyed stare of someone who has seen death and lived to tell the tale plus it's Scottish.

score 17 · Answer 10 · 2020-08-23T18:36:13+00:00

Who said a giraffe could have a baby with a sea turtle- apparently earth did.

score 144 · Answer 11 · 2017-06-22T20:00:40+00:00

It's the giraffe of the ARK waters. Very, very, giraffe.

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2020-11-24T22:31:15+00:00

Herbivore Island is so safe!!!
Pleasiosaur: I'm about to ruin this woman's whole career.

#HerbivoreIslandNotSafe

score 111 · Answer 13 · 2017-12-26T23:46:01+00:00

Never let it give you a blowjob

score 20 · Answer 14 · 2020-06-26T02:36:24+00:00

Quetzal: I am a floating home but I am slow.
Plesiosaur: I am an underwater home and fastest in the ocean.

score 7 · Answer 15 · 2020-10-14T17:08:36+00:00

I think overseer must have mixed a girrafe with sea turtle....... Not a good idea.....

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2020-12-27T19:37:55+00:00

might not wanna have on the loading part pleasing plesiosaur that just sounds wrong ;v;

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2021-01-10T06:47:55+00:00

They're terrifying lmao look at these teeth

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2021-01-08T20:07:33+00:00

For the person that said that pleseosaurs are the quetsles of the see. Your wrong. The mososaur is. Its alsobthe giga of the sea. Change my mind lol.

score 71 · Answer 19 · 2018-04-14T05:45:51+00:00

A whale and a giraffe got drunk one night and...

score 21 · Answer 20 · 2020-03-15T05:32:52+00:00

I see this thing and sees me with that scary stare and my character dies of shock