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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the plesiosaur? Funny plesiosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2023-09-24T19:59:19+00:00

Real Savages Like me Wound Tranq This Pure Monster Of The sea WITH TRANQ DARTS

score 1014 · Answer 2 · 2016-10-30T01:27:44+00:00

Okay that grin is just the creepiest, am I right?

score 456 · Answer 3 · 2017-08-16T10:20:34+00:00

Research shows that 99% or players call their first plesiosaur Nessy. The other 1% are suspected psychopaths

score 273 · Answer 4 · 2019-12-11T17:55:19+00:00

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...why is this guys face like mine when I wake up at 2AM and look at memes without my parents knowing then trying to hold back my laughing and before I know it my face looks like this...updoot plz...

score 379 · Answer 5 · 2018-03-11T20:50:17+00:00

Shoot it with a LONG-NECK rifle......... wow im just not funny at all.

score 159 · Answer 6 · 2020-03-22T02:45:41+00:00

This boii looks like he wants to sell you drugs and is like

Drugs?

No thanks

Drugs

No we’re good

Drrugs

Who invited this guy?

score 238 · Answer 7 · 2017-09-19T07:06:58+00:00

The plesiosaur has the dead eyed stare of someone who has seen death and lived to tell the tale plus it's Scottish.

score 8 · Answer 8 · 2023-05-29T03:04:20+00:00

Me: living a peaceful life

This thing:comes into existence

Me:jumps off a cliff

(Btw this is the creature of my nightmares 😃)

score 175 · Answer 9 · 2017-06-22T20:00:40+00:00

It's the giraffe of the ARK waters. Very, very, giraffe.

score 6 · Answer 10 · 2023-05-27T14:04:59+00:00

I swear I was on a shadowmane looking for a aquatic tame and I came across this dude and I nearly had a heart attack cause I thought they knock you off of mounts so I fr left in a heartbeat

score 9 · Answer 11 · 2023-04-02T17:54:49+00:00

Me: hey plesiosaur, why does no one tame you?

Plesiosaur: aye, might be cause I ain’t got use fer tamin’ wit all these new lads o’er here wit ther brand new rides ya know? S’pose it might be ma Scottish accent?

Me: no, it’s probably the other thing…

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2023-06-10T16:24:15+00:00

Tame it put it in a lake and name it Nessie and eat fish

score 16 · Answer 13 · 2022-10-26T12:51:09+00:00

Ok that thing is from subnautica I mean subnautica is the only underwater game which has scary creatures

Subnautica devs: that thing is creepier than our creatures

score 33 · Answer 14 · 2021-11-13T20:59:22+00:00

I'm already scared of the Loch Ness Monster...

And this just makes it even more terrifying

Help

score 53 · Answer 15 · 2020-08-23T18:36:13+00:00

Who said a giraffe could have a baby with a sea turtle- apparently earth did.

score 100 · Answer 16 · 2017-09-12T20:45:47+00:00

Your just in the water looking for sea crates oh whats that behind you it's the giraffe of the waters

score 90 · Answer 17 · 2018-04-14T05:45:51+00:00

A whale and a giraffe got drunk one night and...

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2023-06-14T01:04:40+00:00

I used to imagine demons as big horn sheep

with huge beaver teeth and red eyes for some

reason but I think I just found a knew one

score 3 · Answer 19 · 2023-06-14T01:02:51+00:00

His face looks like toothless from how to

train your dragon mixed with a grim reaper

score 87 · Answer 20 · 2017-10-24T20:36:48+00:00

Seriously what's wrong with its face? This needs tlc more than anything.