Okay that grin is just the creepiest, am I right?

Research shows that 99% or players call their first plesiosaur Nessy. The other 1% are suspected psychopaths

Shoot it with a LONG-NECK rifle......... wow im just not funny at all.

The plesiosaur has the dead eyed stare of someone who has seen death and lived to tell the tale plus it's Scottish.

It's the giraffe of the ARK waters. Very, very, giraffe.

Never let it give you a blowjob

Seriously what's wrong with its face? This needs tlc more than anything.

Your just in the water looking for sea crates oh whats that behind you it's the giraffe of the waters

A whale and a giraffe got drunk one night and...

It's a very very big fish that spawns in the washing machine my basement

Imagine you saw that face in your closet at night

WTF is rong with its face. Someone call the hospital

My pleisaur gets pruny from being in the water too long

It’s not trying to kill you, it’s trying to tell you that it needs about tree fiddy

Always two there are, a master and an apprentice

Basically the monster of loch-ness, but not as childproof.

Bicc nec, bicc body, bicc damij

Look at the majestic sea giraffe swim through the deep and kill you and your friends after magically appearing out of thin air/water

Aw the eyerape when u kill thers also earape

That smile when someone says say cheese