I was trying to find a mosasaurus and all I saw was three nightmares:(

Spawns is easy world

Me:ima go look in da water

Five minutes later...

Plesiosaur:Would u like to have some tea with me

Me:OH HELL NO

Pool noodle on steroids.

Dossier states It only eat small fish, so are we all considered small fish?

Ok that thing is from subnautica I mean subnautica is the only underwater game which has scary creatures

Subnautica devs: that thing is creepier than our creatures

I see this thing and sees me with that scary stare and my character dies of shock

I’m a powerful platform saddle AND I’m easier to tame than a most! No? You want a mosa…ok.

If you see this creatures face and want to keep exploring deep ocean... You have the guts to fight a giga with bare hands

Look at his beautiful face, if you don’t believe me just look at him again

My plesiosaur glitched and got stickers floating above water.

Guy: “what on earth?!”

Plesiosaur: “dumdedumdedum”

Guy: “what are you doing up there?!”

Plesiosaur “I don’t know. But I kinda like not being eaten:)”

Guy: “yep”

This is me staring at the snacks in the vending machine with $1.00 at my disposal

Me: hey plesiosaur, why does no one tame you?

Plesiosaur: aye, might be cause I ain’t got use fer tamin’ wit all these new lads o’er here wit ther brand new rides ya know? S’pose it might be ma Scottish accent?

Me: no, it’s probably the other thing…

Whenever I go out to see my plesiosaur he'll just give me a wide grin I'm like " WhAT evIL pLan ArE YOu PLottInG In YoUR TInY HeaD?!?? "

Bro's smile exactly looks like the smile of that one friend in my class

The smile...it says "get in my van I have candy"

Look at this distinguished gentleman.

Look at the way he is smiling.

Yes, very distinguished..Mhm

-UrLocalDuck

Me: living a peaceful life

This thing:comes into existence

Me:jumps off a cliff

(Btw this is the creature of my nightmares 😃)

I think overseer must have mixed a girrafe with sea turtle....... Not a good idea.....

I kinda feel bad for plesios it’s not there fault they look like they are drunk

Please can I have a plesiosaur?

— plastic bag