What are some funny jokes or stories about the plesiosaur? Funny plesiosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
Quetzal: I am a floating home but I am slow.
Plesiosaur: I am an underwater home and fastest in the ocean.
Come for swim, they said. It will be fun, they said.
Imagine you saw that face in your closet at night
His face looks like toothless from how to
train your dragon mixed with a grim reaper
Spawns is easy world
Me:ima go look in da water
Five minutes later...
Plesiosaur:Would u like to have some tea with me
Me:OH HELL NO
Look at his beautiful face, if you don’t believe me just look at him again
I see this thing and sees me with that scary stare and my character dies of shock
Ngl this creature sounds like a rex attacking when it attacks in mobile
AHAHAHA ITS A GIRAFFE HAHAHAHA!!!
I used to imagine demons as big horn sheep
with huge beaver teeth and red eyes for some
reason but I think I just found a knew one
Tame it put it in a lake and name it Nessie and eat fish
He looks like the demon from my nightmares.
When they say there’s always a bigger fish… this is the bigger fish
YALL GOT ANY SWEET TEA ON THAT BOAT?
This is me staring at the snacks in the vending machine with $1.00 at my disposal
I like to do math for example sea turtle + bronto + carnivore =
This thing is an absolute demon
The smile...it says "get in my van I have candy"
The Fandom: This dinosaur is like the bron-
Me: NO DUH ITS THE FREAKING BRONTO OF THE SEA.
My Mosasaur: Hmmmmm…… No, Just looks like me but longgggg.
Whenever I go out to see my plesiosaur he'll just give me a wide grin I'm like " WhAT evIL pLan ArE YOu PLottInG In YoUR TInY HeaD?!?? "