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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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Plesiosaur: Why does no one want to tame me? Mosa: Maybe don’t…

Plesiosaur
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Plesiosaur: Why does no one want to tame me? Mosa: Maybe don’t put on a face that gives everyone night mares and looks like you want to sell drugs

Plesiosaur: My face doesn’t do that!

Mosa: Read most of the Tips in the dodoex funny section

Plesiosaur: …………….

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Okay that grin is just the creepiest, am I right?

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This looks like something I would seen in my nightmares

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Research shows that 99% or players call their first plesiosaur Nessy. The other 1% are suspected psychopaths

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Shoot it with a LONG-NECK rifle......... wow im just not funny at all.

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...why is this guys face like mine when I wake up at 2AM and look at memes without my parents knowing then trying to hold back my laughing and before I know it my face looks like this...updoot plz...

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The plesiosaur has the dead eyed stare of someone who has seen death and lived to tell the tale plus it's Scottish.

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This boii looks like he wants to sell you drugs and is like

Drugs?

No thanks

Drugs

No we’re good

Drrugs

Who invited this guy?

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It's the giraffe of the ARK waters. Very, very, giraffe.

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One of the loading screen for doddex is "pleasing plesiosaur"

What does that mean💀

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