Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
The plesiosaur has the dead eyed stare of someone who has seen death and lived to tell the tale plus it's Scottish.
More Plesiosaur Funny Tips
Pool noodle on steroids.
Okay that grin is just the creepiest, am I right?
Research shows that 99% or players call their first plesiosaur Nessy. The other 1% are suspected psychopaths
Shoot it with a LONG-NECK rifle......... wow im just not funny at all.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...why is this guys face like mine when I wake up at 2AM and look at memes without my parents knowing then trying to hold back my laughing and before I know it my face looks like this...updoot plz...
Itβs face: looks like your dog when the cheese part of the fridge opens.
This boii looks like he wants to sell you drugs and is like
Drugs?
No thanks
Drugs
No weβre good
Drrugs
Who invited this guy?
Plesiosaur: Why does no one want to tame me? Mosa: Maybe donβt put on a face that gives everyone night mares and looks like you want to sell drugs
Plesiosaur: My face doesnβt do that!
Mosa: Read most of the Tips in the dodoex funny section
Plesiosaur: β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦.
It's the giraffe of the ARK waters. Very, very, giraffe.