Research shows that 99% or players call their first plesiosaur Nessy. The other 1% are suspected psychopaths

Shoot it with a LONG-NECK rifle......... wow im just not funny at all.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...why is this guys face like mine when I wake up at 2AM and look at memes without my parents knowing then trying to hold back my laughing and before I know it my face looks like this...updoot plz...

Plesiosaur: Why does no one want to tame me? Mosa: Maybe don’t put on a face that gives everyone night mares and looks like you want to sell drugs

Plesiosaur: My face doesn’t do that!

Mosa: Read most of the Tips in the dodoex funny section

Plesiosaur: …………….

I was trying to find a mosasaurus and all I saw was three nightmares:(

This boii looks like he wants to sell you drugs and is like

Drugs?

No thanks

Drugs

No we’re good

Drrugs

Who invited this guy?

The plesiosaur has the dead eyed stare of someone who has seen death and lived to tell the tale plus it's Scottish.

One of the loading screen for doddex is "pleasing plesiosaur"

What does that mean💀

Bro's smile exactly looks like the smile of that one friend in my class