Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
One of them spawned in between herbivore island and the main island (live on herbivore island) and it attacked my raft when I was going to the main island and it scared the crap out of me because I'm afraid of the ocean and Irl I couldn't feel my legs
More Plesiosaur Funny Tips
Okay that grin is just the creepiest, am I right?
Research shows that 99% or players call their first plesiosaur Nessy. The other 1% are suspected psychopaths
Iβm a powerful platform saddle AND Iβm easier to tame than a most! No? You want a mosaβ¦ok.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...why is this guys face like mine when I wake up at 2AM and look at memes without my parents knowing then trying to hold back my laughing and before I know it my face looks like this...updoot plz...
Shoot it with a LONG-NECK rifle......... wow im just not funny at all.
One of the loading screen for doddex is "pleasing plesiosaur"
What does that meanπ
This boii looks like he wants to sell you drugs and is like
Drugs?
No thanks
Drugs
No weβre good
Drrugs
Who invited this guy?
My plesiosaur glitched and got stickers floating above water.
Guy: βwhat on earth?!β
Plesiosaur: βdumdedumdedumβ
Guy: βwhat are you doing up there?!β
Plesiosaur βI donβt know. But I kinda like not being eaten:)β
Guy: βyepβ
The plesiosaur has the dead eyed stare of someone who has seen death and lived to tell the tale plus it's Scottish.
Look at this distinguished gentleman.
Look at the way he is smiling.
Yes, very distinguished..Mhm
-UrLocalDuck